Ooooh skankingpiglet you have just broken the memory of my German friends clearing out my cupboards of anything that was 'out of date'. That included:
- a tub of Parmigiano Reggiano - but I always buy a bag of fresh and put it in the tub because it has a sprinkle thing on top (the date is only the date for the original cheese ... not the cheese that is currently in the tub)
- my filter coffee - because I buy it in foil bags and pop into the empty tin (cheaper that way and environmentally friendly)
- 1 litre bottles of cooking oil and wine vinegars (both various flavours) - but I decant from 5L and 3L bottles that I keep at the back of the pantry as they are too bulky to store in the cupboard and too heavy to 'slosh' when cooking.
- the marmalades and jams didn't stand a chance!
Now, by this time I had left my house to give them family space for the 10 day holiday and I was residing 40 miles away at my holiday home but was meeting up with them every day for the excursions I had planned and paid for. I got the urgent phone call on the Monday night to say what they needed me to buy and bring more of (hence the 'I have gone through your cupboards and thrown out all the out of date stuff'). I stupidly did a shopping trip before meeting them on Tuesday.
Wednesday night I got the 'we have run out of Cadbury Drinking Chocolate for the boys' milk shakes. We MIGHT have enough icecream to last' (I'd made them as a special treat at the BBQ)
Then before I actually met them on Thursday morning, another urgent phone call to say that the blender that the boys' made the milkshakes in was leaking (broken). So I took mine from the holiday home which they managed to break as well by Monday
By this time I was wondering if they were going to phone me when they ran out of milk.
And to get back to the OP's theme, I had only left medium sized pizzas in the chest freezer ........ so she informed me when we met on the Sunday that they had used all 10 (various flavours) because the boys' like cold pizza for supper and 5 x medium sizes weren't enough for main meal and left-overs for supper snack. My bin showed the truth ...... about 2 pizzas thrown away (clearly they didn't eat cold pizza for breakfast!)
I spent weeks going to get something out of my cupboards to find it >>>>>>>>> gone!