...to ask if I can live with one of you?

[CheerfulYank]

If Trump wins, I mean.

Please?

I'll just sit in a little stair cupboard ala Harry Potter and not make much noise or bother.

Who'd have me?

:o

America will need sensible people like you!

As long as you pack your suitcase full of various Hershey's items you're welcome!

I'll have to make some room in the shed, but yeah I suppose you can live in there.

Well, I would have you except I live in a bungalow, therefore no stairs, therefore no cupboard under the stairs. No spare room either. Apart from that, you're very welcome.

I'll swap lives with you if you like.

No matter how bad Trump is, he can't be as bad as living with DD3.

I will bring peanut butter M&Ms and cheap Levis.

I'll have you if you can find out the recipe for Mcdonald's hot fudge sundae sauce and bring it with you.

We haven't had them in Mcdonald's for years over here and I had one every day in Florida in August!

Sigh. I suppose you're right, Maid. I should stay and fight from the inside.

Roll on President Sanders!

As long as you unpack you Hershey filled suitcase and agree to be certified Hershey free...

But my sofa sits under the stairs and I sit on that sofa...

Maybe it would be better stay there and help balance the madness...

And tell us all about it in nitty gritty detail

If you're bringing gifts like that, the spare room is yours. What type of cereal do you like for breakfast?

The secret ingredient is probably crack, Chip.

It won't happen. Can you imagine? That hair, those odd eyes, those prince philipisms?

Peanut butter m&s' you say??? Welcome CheerfulYank.

If you brought the recipe over with you I would let you live in my new loft conversion complete with en suite.

And you would be treated like a Goddess.

Forever.

Can you bring some hotdog stands as well please? This country (me) needs them!

Move to Canada? :)

M&m's blooming spellcheck.

He won't win, surely? He's quite absurd.

Hmm crack you say! That will explain why I crave one every day.

Don't encourage a move to Canada Bertie! She is coming to live with me seeing as I'm hooked on crack with no way of ever being clean!

Honey, he is not going to win! But please God neither is Hilary...

Trump of Dicks

Me, me, come to my house please! Plenty of room here for all dcs and any pets (unless you have an elk or a wolverine or something).

I am very close to Canada actually. (Well, about seven hours. But that's very close in US standards.)

If you'd asked me a few years ago if Trump could win I'd have thought it was an April fool's joke.

Now, though...I don't know. And I speak as someone whose state once elected a professional wrestler as Governor.

I would vote for Special Agent Gibbs though..