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...to ask if I can live with one of you?

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 14:28

If Trump wins, I mean.

Please?

I'll just sit in a little stair cupboard ala Harry Potter and not make much noise or bother.

Who'd have me?

:o

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 14:46

I have a Labrador who is gangly as an elk and mad as a wolverine if that makes any difference.

The children are cute but feral.

Pmsl at the Donald made of dongs. :o

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 14:48

I would absolutely bring a hot dog stand!

Chip I will get one of those bras that you can fill with wine and stuff it full of hot fudge instead.

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TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 14/11/2015 14:52

There are bras you can fill with wine?
I love the way you talk as if it's something everyone knows about - 'one of those bras you fill with wine... ' Grin

BaronessSamedi · 14/11/2015 14:53

Don't worry - he won't win.
he may be entertaining and it's all a great laugh isn't it and things are moving fast now and seem (but only SEEM) to be progressing for him.

but, in the final shakedown, no sensible voter wants a crazy loose cannon of a president who won't toe the line and might press the nuke button on any given sunday.
and there are more sensible voters out there than not.

Shockers · 14/11/2015 14:54

You've seen who is in charge here and you still want to come..?

You can live in our caravan if you like it's posher than the house.

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 14:58

I hope so Baroness!

There are bras you fill with wine! I will Google one in a moment.

A caravan you say? I will learn to cook with scales and how to read Celsius temperatures.

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MadeMan · 14/11/2015 14:59

"I will get one of those bras that you can fill with wine and stuff it full of hot fudge instead."

I'll think I'll pass on the boxer shorts filled with hot fudge, so don't get me any of those thanks.

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 15:00

Wine Bra

Just imagine this filled with hot fudge. Scrumptious.

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 15:01

Oh fine Made. I can just bring you some in a jar like a normal person if you're determined to not think outside the box. :o

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MadeMan · 14/11/2015 15:02

I've seen women using the wine bra at the gym.

MadeMan · 14/11/2015 15:03

Jar of hot fudge is probably best, yes. Smile

TheChippendenSpook · 14/11/2015 15:14

It's a deal but I'll need two... I'm not very large of boob!

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 14/11/2015 15:17

He's not really going to win though is he? people aren't that daft are they?

crumpet · 14/11/2015 15:17

Blimey have you seen the alcohol smuggling options in cheerfulyank's link? I had no idea this was a thing...

But yes, understairs cupboard available for Trump escapees

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 14/11/2015 15:21

You could tour. There are enough MNers that you could take your Hot Fudge show on the road. In fact, call it that and you'll be inundated with bookings.

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 15:21

I honestly have no idea who's going to win.

A few years ago I'd have said Chris Christie.

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CheerfulYank · 14/11/2015 15:22

I'd love to tour!

"Cheerful's Magical American Hot Fudge and Dog Traveling Show of Wonder"

Too much?

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hefzi · 14/11/2015 15:24

Raptor start prepping - Boris is enormously popular with non-Tory voters: it could happen...

(Cheerful, I'll host your family in exchange for one of those enormous bags of Twizzlers - and I'll have the dog as well if you throw in some of that whitening toothpaste you can get in CVS...)

Shockers · 14/11/2015 15:25

There is an option for adding the wine bra to your wedding list! ShockConfused

AcrossthePond55 · 14/11/2015 15:27

Cheerful I know exactly how you feel! I can't believe he's made it 'this far'. DH says there's still plenty of time for him to implode, but I'm seriously worried. People joke about him but I think many people don't understand that there are a lot of uneducated people here as well as 'tea party' conservatives that actually think he's 'the one'. And we also have the media treating him as, well maybe not a serious candidate, but as a good source for 'sound bites' which gives him and his sheep the idea that what he's spouting is viable. It's scary.

So, OK, MN. DH and I have private income and good health insurance. We have no grandkids and would treat some MNer's kids like gold. We'd never try to 'take over' or offer unsolicited advice. We'll only buy things you pre-approve. Our mantra will be 'Do what your parent's say, dear, they're the boss'. You don't even have to invite us for Christmas. Our only downside is a slightly grumpy Dachshund.

Can we come live with you?

emwithme · 14/11/2015 15:27

I would have you but I am preparing to have other American friends (plus their cats). There may be room in the cellar (if you're under 5 foot 5 you'll be fine).

amarmai · 14/11/2015 15:28

there's a few people who need to be FIRED- so silver linings eh?

MediumBox · 14/11/2015 15:28

I don't have a cupboard under the stairs. I have a damp and dusty and musty cellar. but there is room under the desk in the study :o

happy to accomodate you.

SocksRock · 14/11/2015 15:29

I have an attic floor available for refugees, if you promise to babysit 1st and 3rd Tuesday's and cook every now and again. And share a house with three very loud children.

MediumBox · 14/11/2015 15:29

people joked about bush junior a lot as well...

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