...to ask if I can live with one of you?

[CheerfulYank]

If Trump wins, I mean.

Please?

I'll just sit in a little stair cupboard ala Harry Potter and not make much noise or bother.

Who'd have me?

:o

Arghhh! Errant apostrophe.

You can come live with us here in New Zealand so long as you bring duty free gin.

Hopefully you don't mind living with a moody teenage girl and a ponytail pulling Prime Minister...

Is it just me or should amazon have put a different liquid in that bra to make it look less like a catheter?

Are you sure that you want to come here? One report at the time of Conservative conference went through likely successors to Dave. Dh regrettably agreed that Boris was the best of a bad bunch.

What we need is to identify a bit of land which no one will miss and declare the Independent Republic of Mumsnet. We can have different areas for different boards - a Christmas zone with lots of bargains and Christmas dinner whenever you want. The dog house and litter tray might need to have a strange shape where some are far apart and others close together. Primary education can be ruled by Mrz so all our children have lovely handwriting. Teenagers can maybe be put on a nearby island with variable internet permission for the duration. We wouldn't need relationships because anyone not agreeing with our aims will be kept out. Arts and crafts can have a spot with lovely view, sheep for endless wool, cotton for their fabric and a pile of colouring books. Food and drink can have pombears, naice ham and a slow cooker.

So who is in and where could we steal some land to put our penguin bollards around?

Maybe should make my own thread to recruit some founding parents!

Will happily offer dog friendly accomodation in NZ (although I'm not sure National's political decisions are any better...) to anyone willing to be extended family. DS1 and 2 are adorable and extremely cute, but would love more family locally as opposed to 12000km away.

On the plus side, we live in the middle of one of the best wine regions in NZ and are growing enough veges in the garden to feed anyone who turns up. On the downside, we have two very very friendly poodle cross dogs who will love you as long as you throw balls for them.

shouldwestay there's lots of land around here including the island for teenagers!

And the sheep! And wine. And alpacas, if you want softer fluffier wool. And wine, and chocolate that knocks Cadburys into last year. And wine :)

We have a very very friendly dog who would love to have another dog come to live with him. You would be most welcome here if you brought me 100 tins of Maxwell House International sugar Coffee in a variety of flavours.

Hey Cheerful, I'd kind of assumed you'd just turn up on our doorstep tbh :)

Packing my bags hicdraconis...how much wine was that?

I'll have you. You are, as I've proclaimed before, my favourite American I'm not sure it'll get cold enough in Scotland for you though!