I know I'm BU but I can't be the only one - queuing etiquette and personal space issues

[BeverlyGoldberg]

Recently I've become quite annoyed when queuing, I move up, and the personal behind me moves up closely behind me so they are practically dry humping me.

This happened in Boots last week, the queue turned a corner and I was almost sat on the shelves by the time she'd finished rear ending me. It happened again today in Sainsbury's cafe queue, normally I'd expect dinner and a bottle of wine before such close proximity. I felt like asking her if she wanted a bite of my sandwich.

It must be me getting over annoyed by this. I have recently been more of a grumpy bastard than usual, I'm blaming the weather.

Am I alone in BU in not wanting to be dry humped from behind in queues?

Twist slightly to the side and stick your elbows out with your hands on your hips, if that fails then step on their feet.

Senpai - am glad someone understands what I mean!

On the flip side I also hate people who stand aimlessly in the middle of the shop, and when you go to stand after the person currently being served snap - there's a queue! Well, bloody form a recognisable queue then!!

You are all being very unreasonable.

Whats wrong with skin to skin queuing?

A couple of times I've said quite loudly to people on the train "if you want to sit on my lap, at least buy me a drink first" - seems to work.

In queues I treat it the same as if I'm being tailgated in a car - I slow down and increase the space in front of me then turn & glare at the bum bumper.....

I just end up telling people "You won't get served any faster because you are up my arse"

I was thinking of this thread today, I went into Game to pick up something for DP and this man and woman were very close to me so I just slowed down in the queue and left about 3 ft between me and the person infrint, I could feel the rage from those two

Furiosa !

You can almost smell the discomfort just looking at the picture!