To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Adrian Grenier . He was the reason I watched the whole of entourage. Or maybe Michael Fassbender. Good thread OP

Heath Ledger.

I'd have to dig him up first and then re-animate him, but I reckon he'd worth the effort.

Saucy can you dig up kurt cobain while you're at it please ?

That's true that a lot of actors are needy MrsTerryPratchett, not my Ralph though. He'd never demean himself by indulging in wacky look-at-me antics

Yeah, go on then.

Any more for any more while I've got me spade to hand?

Any more for any more while I've got me spade to hand? This thread has become odd. Rock Hudson but have to dig him up, reanimate and make him straight. Or Marlon Brando circa Streetcar.

Since GinBunny has beaten me to Richard Armitage...

Jamie Dornan, Steve Backshall or John Barrowman (assuming the royal decree could also fix the small issue of him being gay!)

Adam Levine or Michael Shanks. Or both.

Whilst you're there saucy could you get James Dean for me, deal with the reanimation stuff then send him my way please?

I'm pretty sure Richard Armitage is gay too!

Gosh Fassbender is going to be busy. I'll add Alexander Skarsgaard then, just to give him a break.

I love the word 'reanimation'.

Sounds so....clean for what must be quite a messy job I'd imagine

Ooo or Mads Mikkelson.

Lucas !!!

David Bowie, from any era, I'm not fussy.

Oh ok I'll give Jamie Dornan a go as well . Would be cruel to deny him really

Not half as busy as the Toms (Hardy and Hiddleston).

I didn't know Richard was gay. Although, as I have said about someone else in the past; the reason famous, handsome, film star Richard Armitage isn't going to shag me is unlikely to be because he's gay...

I believe so squoosh...

...but tbh virtually every famous blome I fancy and most non famous ones are

DH is really in no danger ofme ever having a torrid aaffair!

I saw Jamie Dornan in the street a few weeks ago. He looked yummy.

Shacked up with Lee Pace for several years it would seem Mrs P

twangs black armband

Awww. That's nice, glad he's happy. I sound like my DM. Lee Pace isn't bad looking either.

Oh I'm so envious squoosh. I remain hopeful I will see him here in NI one day . Probably for the best that I don't , it's extremely likely I'd behave like a creep.

Has anyone said Keanu yet? He's mine, ever since Point Break and a very nice dream which resulted from it

Afternoon Wyrd

No he's not shacked up with Lee Pace

Mrs TP, the reason RA isn't going to shag you isn't because he's gay, it's because he's worn out from me.

Squoosh, did Jamie have the right length of beard?