To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

I think I'm the first...Swayze!!!

Ooh, can I have Orlando Bloom & a younger Jean Claude Van Damme ps!?

Yy to Mark Ruffalo and Christian Bale! Paul Newman indeed. Matt 'n' Ben? Ethan Hawke?

And no one's said Alessandro Nivola yet.............

Great thread, OP.

kungfupannda Yay!!!!

They're awful, these draconian decrees

TBF squoosh I'm not entirely sure the name Ralph has any more sex appeal than Bertie...

Those ladies who have bagged Jason Momoa - well, you can't have him: I've been having illicit fantasies for years about him coming over to my house for some of my chocolate fudge cake.

So it's Jason for cake...with Levi Roots for main course.

How dare you fuzzpig!

I'll have you know that the name Ralph is a wondrously sexy name. The moniker of a true sex god.

(God help me if I slip up and pronounce it as Ralf though. I suspect he'd have a proper diva fit)

TheCreepyContessaOfPlumperton

Shall we have a rota? I'm pregnant so can I have him now before I get too whale-like, then I'm happy to hand over to you for a good few months?

While one of you is off in your tardis picking up men from the past would you kindly bring me Marc Bolan and also Axl Rose in a kilt?

Can't believe someone beat me to nabbing Richard Osman so if we can't share him it would have to be Alexander Armstrong - intelligent, witty, tall and sexy. Hugh Dennis too if nobody else has got their filthy hands on him first.

Is this decree still in place?

I hope so, and as I believe I am the first to call him, he's mine, all mine!

Anson Mount, aka Cullen Bohannon from Hell on Wheels. Get your kit off

I've seen these threads here and elsewhere and always feel sorry for Viggo as people always stipulate but only as Aragorn so just to ake Viggo feel a bit better - I'll take you as you are, mate.

kungfupannda

Ohh thank God for that. No-one has bagged Stephen Amell. Even DD has taken to asking if I'd "marry him if dad died"

I might even add a bit of Firestorm too (talk about keeping it in the family - Piers Cavill is much nicer than Henry)

Am I the first to say Brian Cox?? The affair could last until he teaches me everything he knows!

Idris Elba. Always. And I will fight you for him. And I will win (I fight dirty).
I feel like I might have taken this too seriously...

Only one other lady (with excellent taste) has snaffled Sean Bean in his Sharpe days, so I think she I can take it in turns. He'll be closer to my age then, too. I still remember the devastation I felt when I realised he was older than my dad

When my number one babe is busy, I'll take Brian Blessed in his Flash Gordon stage.

I thought you were going to say 'Rubble' Livin.

Phillip Schofield
Daniel Radcliffe
Colin Morgan
Matthew Lewis

Channing Tatum

John Taylor from Duran Duran Can someone post a picture.
I'm sure he'd love to stroke my mastectomy scar and fiddle with my spare tyre.

Does anyone else suffer with the affliction of horrendously raunchy sex dreams that result in your fancying horrendously awful celebs?

Asking for a friend.

here you go...