To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

(Meaning NOT Daniel Radcliffe).

I forgot David Giuntoli from Grimm How could I forget delectable David???

I don't especially mind being one but wanted to confirm before putting my name down for the Malcolm Reynolds Nathan Fillion queue.

Unbelievably there are only two of us, so we could probably have more than one turn each.

I'm adding John Barrowman to my reserve list - for while Nathan Fillion is busy.

"The Beast" (Mark Labbett) from The Chase USA.

Always a bit of a bother to be late to a thread like this but I'm hoping the decree is in place for a little while whilst I wait in the James Marsters queue.

John McCririck

Have I spelled that correctly?
Who cares.

Viggo Mortensen, as Aragorn. Prepared to don elf ears if he wanted me to.

Having just read the thread, I see I'm not alone with the Viggo/Aragorn thing.

Robert Knepper
Silas Weir Mitchell
Norman Reedus

French rugby player Sebastien Chabal.

Scottish rugby player Gregor Laidlaw.

Anyone see a theme?

And Michael Kelly and Chris Noth

Really its whatever I'm watching, I have a crush on someone.
Atm this is
House of cards
Grimm
Prison break
The good wife
Walking dead

Jason momoa is an absolute filthy looking sexy bastard. Yes please!

Mads. He can totally harvest my organs.

I blame you all.

Not only did I sleep through ALL my alarms this morning, I also had rather rude dreams about a celebrity I DIDN'T list last night

Oh God, Rufus Sewell would be SO dirty.

I also totally forgot my all-time biggest sleb crush Paul Bettany. Humana humana. The eyebrows! The husky voice! The wicked wit!

The Musketeers talk reminds me that I wouldn't say no to Tom Burke either.

WhatTimeIsItCuckoo we could use ole Drac like a timeshare! We could even throw De Niro and Bob Carlisle into the package.

A thought has just occured, ladies. If it was a mostly-male thread with male posters frothing over ladies..... we'd judge them, wouldn't we?

Are we, too, leches?

There's some gentle ferocious leching going on but I think the thread is more about how people would react to such an awful draconian decree. People are merely being obedient hypothetical citizens.

That's my excuse anyway.

Bertie Carvel. I don't care that he played a cheating bastard

fuzzpig I just could not contemplate sexual shenanigans with a man called Bertie. I mean........Bertie!

Is there an unsexier name in existence?

No, no, no!

Bertie is either a dog, a character in a PG Wodehouse novel or in Downton Abbey.

No torrid eye poppery to be had AT ALL.

Plus he's not attractive.

Ah well more for me then eh? :o

If it was a mostly-male thread with male posters frothing over ladies..... we'd judge them, wouldn't we
Yes.
I took it that the thread was light-hearted and answered that way, but it is a bit off, particularly as I've stated my intention to debauch two members of the same family!

Actually I saw him on stage recently, and he's better-looking in the flesh. Nice arse too.

No eye poppery at all Fiderer.......well except when he meekly asks if he can call you Nanny.