I seem to be a rare species in danger of extinction... I eat food because I enjoy it, I love its flavour and the orgasm it gives my taste buds. I'd rather have full milk and put oil in my salad, and sugar in my coffee, than look for weird-named posh vegetarian/vegan/fruitarian/breatharian pseudofood (Stevia, soy milk - whoever saw a soy plant with teats??? - margarine, sugar-free shit, fat-free shit, flavour-free shit). When I put on a couple of kgs... I eat less the next couple of days... no need to pay hundreds/thousands to WW or buy 10 books about weird-sounding diets... I just eat less!. If I feel like something sweet, I go for chocolate cake and I enjoy it. Why would I put my body through Weight-Watchers sugar-free low-fat pseudochocolate cake when the real deal not only tastes 1000 times better, but actually hs the same number of calories???
Never in the history of humanity have we been surrounded by more everything-free, supposedly healthy foods, and never have there been so many fat people. And not only fat, but miserable, sad, lonely fat people who torment themselves every day feeling guilty for eating food that is not even real food. If you're going to be fat, at least bloody enjoy the food you eat!
But hey, people are too busy waiting for the next miracle food. Last year it was coconut oil, which supposedly cures everything from cold sores to Alzheimer's (surprisingly none of the ailments it is supposed to cure has reduced in any population). The previous year was bloody Stevia, which has not helped a single person lose any weight (because as saccharine, it just makes you hungrier than if you just had put a spoonfool of white sugar in your tea) but has removed the pleasure of real sweetness. Is the "quenoir" (snort) this year's one? And what the bloody hell is "amaranth"?
Fuck it, I'll have my steak, and my coffee with full milk and sugar, and my delicious fruit, and pasta, and loaf of bread, and my full-sugar and full-fat cake when I feel like it. And I will keep being happy when I have my meals.