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naked in hotel rooms

58 replies

Crosbybeach · 08/10/2015 11:29

Staying in a hotel last weekend basic but v clean. DH plonks his naked arse on the sofa. I said 'Eurgh' don't do that - you don't know who has been there, and, also, who wants your naked arse on their sofa?

It is yuk isn't it? He thought it was perfectly reasonable behaviour. He'd just had a shower.

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MaidOfStars · 08/10/2015 11:33

Do you never shag on hotel furniture?

WorraLiberty · 08/10/2015 11:34

Did he forget to clean his arse in the shower?

Sirzy · 08/10/2015 11:38

Tbh I try not to think what other people have done in a hotel room before me, but I would have thought that people being naked in a hotel room was pretty common.

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 08/10/2015 11:39

YABU.

Take every opportunity to be nude!

Unless he's spreading his cheeks and planting a kiss with him bumhole I think you're being a tad overwrought.

WorraLiberty · 08/10/2015 11:41

Now that's ^^ a post I'll never be able to unread Grin

Errrr thanks Felicia

MrsGentlyBenevolent · 08/10/2015 11:46

Goodness, don't think too much about all this when you next visit friends! Think of all the horrid naked times they've probably had on their furniture.....

YABU - as long as no one leaves 'bodily fluids' all over the place, hotels are meant to be enjoyed Wink.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 08/10/2015 11:51

YABU, hotel bedrooms are exactiy the right place to be naked.

sproketmx · 08/10/2015 11:55

Haha I'm a hotel room is probably the only time we can strut about in the buff messing about. Too many kids and friends in and out to catch us.

scatterthenuns · 08/10/2015 11:56

It's illegal for women to be naked in a hotel room in China, except for the bathroom. Blokes fine though.

metro.co.uk/2015/05/17/14-of-the-strangest-sex-laws-which-could-land-you-in-the-slammer-5201616/

PacificMouse · 08/10/2015 11:58

lol MrsGently Can I now rreally go and sit on my friend's sofa I wonder ....

2rebecca · 08/10/2015 12:04

Posh hotel room if there's a sofa in the bedroom. I wouldn't want my husband sitting naked on a sofa if he's sweaty and just been cycling but after a shower I don't see a problem. It's a bedroom, he's clean he can sit where he wants.

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 08/10/2015 12:05

nonono

definitely NOT

bed/bath/shower only

whois · 08/10/2015 12:07

After a shower? 100% fine. Not if they were all muddy and sweaty after a run or something though.

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 08/10/2015 12:09

I used to have no qualms about ANYthing to do with hotel rooms and would happily eat my picnic (yes, we're too mingy for room service and bring our own) on any surface

two things happened:

I saw someone on twitter angsting about what could possibly be lurking on a hotel remote

in den Haag, 7 floors up on a lovely day, two window cleaners turned up on their hoisty thing

now it's curtains drawn, fully clothed between 8.30 and 11pm, sainsbos bacterial wipes on EVERYthing

Zippidydoodah · 08/10/2015 12:09

Hahahaha at "planting a kiss with him bum hole!" Grin

I wouldn't. But now that I've read this, I'm never going to sit on a hotel sofa ever again! Grin

unlucky83 · 08/10/2015 12:13

Hmmmm - this is something I have only every thought about recently
I was in a hotel with a big posh bedspread - really doubt they wash it after every guest ...DP lay down on top of it naked after a shower watching tv whilst he aired. And I thought yuk ...how many other people have sat or lain on it ...
And I am not normally fussy - but that ....no it is like sleeping on the same sheets as a complete stranger...just no....

PacificMouse · 08/10/2015 12:16

I'm now wondering how many people have (naked) sex on their sofa.

And then their dcs, MIL etc... actually sit on that same sofa .....

blibblobblub · 08/10/2015 12:23

Felicia Grin

Tbh I wouldn't want to sit on any sofa, even my own, with my bare arse... But each to their own. I don't think it's overly gross!

lotrben17 · 08/10/2015 12:26

let's remember that 100+ years ago fleas and rats would be common in coaching inns and the like - so really, things have improved a lot in the hygiene stakes. Go back 60 years and 1 bath a week would have been what most people got. I try not to think about other people when staying in a hotel but I always take pyjamas as work have put us up in some hotels that are virtually dives...

cozietoesie · 08/10/2015 12:30

I've worked in many hotels and people sitting naked on sofas is the least of it, believe me. You should see what hotel staff can get up to - either in the name of economy or due to ease of cleaning. Grin

EponasWildDaughter · 08/10/2015 12:31

I've had my bare arse on the writing desks, chairs, sofas, sink edges, window ledges and tv stands of many a hotel Grin

When it comes to hotels it is best not to think too hard about who's been where doing what before you got there.

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 08/10/2015 13:04

T V STANDS???

Drew64 · 08/10/2015 13:07

God, I'd dread to think what people would think if they knew what we got up to in hotel rooms ;)

So I don't...think about it!

Chattymummyhere · 08/10/2015 14:07

Hotel rooms are fair game for nakedness. Many an eventful time for me and Mr chatty. If your worried about what might of happened in a hotel room don't stay in them.

cozietoesie · 08/10/2015 14:15

Probably a good idea to wrap a towel round if there's a knock at the hotel room door - but otherwise, you pretty well have to ignore what other people may or may not have done in them. (Or, unless you're prepared to do a Howard Hughes, what other people do in any reasonably public place.)