naked in hotel rooms

[Crosbybeach]

Staying in a hotel last weekend basic but v clean. DH plonks his naked arse on the sofa. I said 'Eurgh' don't do that - you don't know who has been there, and, also, who wants your naked arse on their sofa?

It is yuk isn't it? He thought it was perfectly reasonable behaviour. He'd just had a shower.

I saw a documentary years ago where they swabbed the TV remotes in a hotel - the results were disgusting. Seems people in hotel rooms don't wash their hands after a poo and remotes never get cleaned…. Except by me now when I arrive in a hotel room - then i do the door handles and clean any cups or glasses that I may want to use. I am not a OCC by the way!

The people building the caravan, Cat. Sorry.

Best to ignore all these thoughts, Yarboo - think of the lovely healthy immune system you'll have after all these low-level challenges.

katemiddletonsothermum I thought it was his sweaty balls, the whole teabagging joke?

cozie, I now have visions of naked factory folk depositing fluids and poo crumbs all over my upholstery.

You sound a bit anal

It's fine - unless you take parents away for a weekend, go to bed, wake up upon hearing a click to find yourself standing stark naked in the corridor outside the now locked door. Rush to parents' room - banging desperately - DF lets me in and goes off to get key to my room while my DM (not a small woman) shakes so hard with laughter that the bed breaks.

I go and put clothes on and then back to parents room to help pack so they can be moved to a new room.

The hotel had probably had enough of us by then so we left at the crack of dawn, never to return.

So I'm sure being naked is fine for you - I'm not going to risk it

Naked yes, but sit on a towel. As you would in a German sauna.