to start a bunfight thread?

[CrazyHorsies]

Yeah! I'm talking to YOU! So what???

Evil cackle

Good to see it's still out there!

Pacific I'll see your evil cackle and raise you and raise you a disgusted chortle.

oh my days those cords... Wonder if they are slightly worn in certain areas now...?

I love this thread

It's what mumsnet is all about. Violence, cake and uncouthly shenanigans.

May I join sit behind you Honey? You sound quite brave.

I'm due on my period in a couple of days time.

I double dare ya...

I have a loo brush, a washing up bowl and mugs for my tea (which I never finish) stale scones at the ready for any one wanting to have a go at my single mum on benefits with an invisible disability arse!

How have you dressed your battle scones, Bacon?

Ha ha, I was having you all on ... I'm really a posh totty but wanted all the buns and cakes sent my way

Am sitting in my drawing room with a cup (with saucer obviously) of earl grey and eating dainty fancies :)

Honey with cherries on top for anyone doubting my sincerity!

Amateurs! I have an intercontinental ballistic missile crammed full of TWINKIES!!! Run in fear!! 'Merica, fuck yeah!

Twinkies! Processed mush! They are no defence against shortbread and jam tarts (especially mine the pastry needs a pneumatic drill!)

munch on THAT Lentil weavers!

Arrives with the chocolate cake....

I really can't hack it here.

I've got 24 fully loaded cream cornets here, full puff, oh yeah that's right and I'm here to say...

Dinosaurs aren't real hhhhmmmkay? Any neglectful, irresponsible fool who leaves their child in the car while paying for liquified dinosaur will tell you that the dinosaur bones are all just pretend....

I have instant coffee for guests in my house

Dilemma! I can't afford any more cakes to throw but my DM has £100,000,000,000 in her savings account which she got from her parents house sale; she says she'll leave it all to charity even though I've already promised the Waitrose Bakery I'll pay them back.

AIBU to sue her so I can at least keep hurling scones occasionally into the midst?

Murder her, make it look like an elaborate accident, fake the will, grab the cash and RUN!

I should be locked up for being an evil genius

She has all that money and some people can't get a flat. Ooooooohhhh the injustice!! Won't someone think of the children...