to start a bunfight thread?

[CrazyHorsies]

Yeah! I'm talking to YOU! So what???

Strides in. Eclair grenades fired from rocket launcher.
Take that you cuntweasels.

Your cars over my drive Luv.

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Do you like my ticker Hun?
Hugs
Xxx

I have Chelsea buns with your names and maybe some butter right here with your names on them.

Oh, and a sling shot. Too far to throw from Canada...

See, I am so worked up, your names are on them twice

I'm here to kick ass and chew gum - and I'm all outta gum

I've a loo brush, a washing up bowl, I'm a Christian, I shop at Tesco and smoke so one of you is going to hate me :)

So, come on then, say it to my face and I will shove my battenberg where the sun don't shine :)

Binbag

Oh buns are soooooooooooooo last year they are practically the new greggs sausage roll and fruit shoot.

Oooooh Olivia, Justine let you out the cupboard. That's nice.

This isn't a bun fight.

EVERYONES lobbing cake around. It's like one of those bizarre cake smash photo sessions.

Ooooh Crazie, now that's not nice - retaliates by tipping melted Tesco own brand ice cream on your head - am saving the Ben and Jerry's for myself - ha!

STOP THROWING BUNS AND CAKES!!

Crazy fucking heathens - cakes are for savoring, not throwing. Now kale on the other hand....

binbag I'm a single parent on benefits, living in social housing with a child with high functioning (so largely invisible when well managed) ASD. Shall we be pariahs together?

... this is no place for Kale - doesn't stand a chance

Step away from the cinnamon bun, Crazy! And if you won't, at least lob it gently in the direction of my mouth.

Oh and straight away Mumsnet Royalty is there, ahemming all over the thread

Who are you calling Royalty, Bore? If you mean Olivia, you are mistaken. Justine has only just released her from the cupboard! Hardly the makings of royalty...

Cakes and buns are for amateurs!

What about the nazis then Annie, eh?

What about Hitler?

What about Godwin?