to start a bunfight thread?

[CrazyHorsies]

Yeah! I'm talking to YOU! So what???

Yeah well fuck you and that horse. Where's Chris when you need him eh?

hey! no Horse fucking in this thread.... we've only just met

PD I put the loo brush in with the cat's bowls so ner!

Well, we don't own a loo brush, you low-life!

AND we don't fuck horses, either

well, I pnly wash my bed linen once a fortnight

I kill spiders.

That's an MN crime that is, right there.

And I have ... A flannel!

Ta da!

I never wash my bed linen.

And I shower every other day.

I fucking hate celery.

Give me your buns.

You're just a load of cook-from-scratch leftie cunts!

Laaadeeeez! Calm down!

I have a question: are Jaffa cakes, well, cakes? Or biscuits?

I never wash my bras

And I have jammy dodgers for the fight

NotNob, I am a cook-from-scratch Liberal cunt.
Do check your facts.

Fuckers. I cook the fuck out of everything in my slow cooker. With coke.

That fucking flashing advert on the top of this page is enough to make me want to fight EVERYONE!

I can make ten meals out of left over muscle chowder, and if you fuckers eat it then I will win.

There is a whole lot of fucks being thrown around on here. My delicate constitution cannot handle it.

And before this bullshit kicks off - Jaffa cakes are fucking biscuits!

Jaffa cakes are not biscuits. They are cake biscuits.

Jaffa cakes are arse biscuits, the feckers!

Fox's Viennese - now we're talking. I don't do sweet stuff, but on the bi-annual occasion that I do, that would be it.

I can't believe you bastards are wasting cake and buns like this when small children are starving and being run out of their homes.

You should all be ashamed to the core!

Pfft.