AIBU username envy

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Inspired by electricflyzapper. I am compleatly envious of some of your usernames! I wish I was creative enough to think of one that good. Am I the only person who gets this? Is it unreasonable? If you also suffer username inferiority complex, whose username do you covert?

I hadn't thought of Daily Mail quotability! Might have to go to one of my equally genius sweary NNs.

What's TwoifbySea about? I never could get my head around it. Though it is nice.

Also I could never understand Amidaiwish

I always thought it was almost 'I made a wish' but knew it wasn't, but couldn't work out what it meant.

Not sure about Twoif-is it a seaside place spelt differently? I think it's something Welsh for ImaidaiWish...but can't speak Welsh!

I think AF is very well known because MNHQ wanted to disallow the name due to complaints at one point and there was a big campaign against that, which eventually succeeded.

Oh thank you no I don't know any Welsh either.

Mine is sweary because of thread where a poster came on complaining about Sweary names.

It descended into a childish random sweary thread where loads of us changed our names in honour of our right to swear.

mine just stayed - in fact I've only ever had two names! Boring!

I'd never thought of myself as having an origin story :o I must be a proper superhero.

My namechange to CompletePushover for the start of the horsey threads was not quite such a good one. I was expecting to get my arse handed to me on a plate, for not being more kind and considerate to the lovely people trying to do their best for a poor wee horsey ()

Instead you were all lovely. So I changed back to my relatively recent NC of FuckYouChris (a quote from a very funny podcast with John Oliver and Andy zoltzman and their produced Chris). By that point it seemed apt that there should be a horse in my name too. And so FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse was created.

It's much better as an enigmatic name :o once it's explained it sounds a bit dull.

I think everyone should assume that Chris is my ex husband, and that horse was the other woman :o that's a better origin story.

I think the thread in classics (which turned into 3 threads) was called "To kick these people out?" (It started off as an AIBU).

Cross posts gudrun I'd forgotten it was anyfucker they took offence to!

Gudrun, but brangwen means white crow, you must know Welsh! :o

I am envious of anyone who can name change. My I pad won't let me do it for some reason

I've never worked out how to name-change. I've had the same name for six years. It's a League of Gentlemen reference. I am jealous of some clever user names. Like UterusUterusGhali.

I always liked the simplicity of SheepGoMeep. But I don't think that poster has been around for years and years.

I love the sweary ones, I'm just not brave enough myself to do it...yet. I would love to know the origin of fuckyouchrisandthathorse

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Can't stand the sweary vulgar names sorry, I just don't get it. I imagine anyone with fuck/shit in their name to be a bit rough. I'm sure they're lovely but it's just the image I get

Dread to think what you think about me then! ^

A bit rough

Nope, still managing to read it as FuckYouChrist

And that has outed me from a previous name change

Tir :o

Maybe that should be my Christmas name.

I like the juxtaposition between having a very sweary name, and hardly ever swearing.

I am incredibly rough :o

My subconscious inserts Christ for some reason and I then think it's an Easter name change that stuck

Christmas would work too with a donkey/ ass

Oh does it? I nicked the name from D.H.Lawrence. Ursula's sister

Shit, I need an eye test. I read that as "adjusts, Tweets and moans"

FuckyouChristmasandthatDonkey would be an epic Christmas name

I think I had fuckyouChristmasAndThatClaus last year :o

Always happy to have more seasonal suggestions :o

I love UterusUterusGhali and atyourcervix and pretty much any pun.