Husband, badger and piss

[Drmum83]

AIBU?

We have laid some new turf on an area of garden which was wilderness.
It appears to have been dug up over night by badgers (we think) as we do occasionally see them at night.
My DH has now filled all of our nice cereal bowls with fresh milk as a 'deterrent' (fucking idiot). I think that'll just attract whole pissing families of badgers but his logic is that they'll be too busy feeding to dig.
He's currently decanting the milk into Tupperware boxes after I went mental.
I've read human piss can put them off and hence have just relieved myself on the bit of grass. Fuck knows what the neighbours must think...
Anyhows, AIBU to think the milk is a shit idea? I also wonder if anyone has any other ideas?
Thanks!

Penguin bollards

Excellent thread title op. Sounds like the name of a solicitors' firm.

Beats Earth, Wind and Fire hands down!

Hilarious OP. I'm actually in stitches laughing at this. I just asked my farmer DH, once I composed myself. He says they are making toilets. He says foxes poo everywhere but badgers dig holes and use the same place over and over again. Not that this helps you in anyway. But he is also laughing at the milk.

Tried it here. Didn't work.

Crying at a willy off in thegarden. No help but I need to know if your unmanly piss has nuked your turf...

My DH has just pissed by our front door to deter the badger that dug a huge hole the other night... Nice!

Hour DH needs to pee all found the perimeter of the Grr den to deter the Badgers. Has to be male, I think, and you need to chuck a bucket of water where you peed, or the grass will die.

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Fuck knows what my autocorrect is on

Hedgehogs are not supposed to have milk