To think that this is disgusting and offensive?

[WoeIsMee]

I like little signs and words around the home. I have quite a few, made from nicely decorated wooden letters ('soak' in the living room, 'relax' in the guest bedroom, kids names on their windowsills etc).

I went to a friends house today. She has a new sign too.
It's wooden letters above her loo spelling out a vulgar term for urine. She thought it was hilarious. I not so.

Am I boring or is it offensive? What would you think?

I'm always late to the party Woe

Yaaay! I am a Large Gold Atrocious Cunt! My life is complete

Second twirl of the day

I feel like a ballefuckinrina.

Thanks Op You caped crusader of Lolness.

Ahh, LGC, I think you are a magnificent gold cunt!

Just made my first ever nomination for Classics - thank you OP!

Late to this. Don't have time to rtft. I soooooo hope someone has said the friend might also have F U C K above the bed. . Or if she's very posh C O P U L A T E. Do posh people have these signs?

My brother was working in the kitchen of one of his clients. On a shelf were 4 large mugs, you know the type which have a large capital letter on each mug. They were arranged in a line to spell C U N T. I thought it was v funny. And I hate those wooden letters.

I've just realised our initials would spell D A N E. We are so teutonic is unbelievable .

Sorry, totally off topic but it has made me giggle and want to do it. although I hate this letter/spelling/twee business

Still quite new to MN and haven't experienced a wind up thread before but this had me laughing out loud on the bus. Thanks OP

OP, thank you for this magnificent thread. And thanks also to LargeGoldCunt, whose timely appearance is still making me chuckle hours later. Hats off all round!

Awesome thread, thank you OP! Large gold cunt made me wake the baby laughing

Thank you Woe!

Ah, this reminded me of the passive-aggressive cake eating where the birds didn't fly . . .was that you too Op?

I need to change one of the boys' names, then I could use our initials to spell Y.O.N.I.

this HAS to end up in Classics surely? Well done OP, a fine example of how to do a wind-up!

Can you give me a quote for ATROCIOUS CUNTS in pink flocking please?

You mean 'piss', I can think of more colourful words, but you know one person's 'offensive and vulgar'..

Ah, this reminded me of the passive-aggressive cake eating where the birds didn't fly . . .was that you too Op? grin

Think that was greensleeves - the one where the OP was putting her substandard cakes out for the rubbish and the DH was eating them, despite being forbidden? That was brilliant

My girlfriend's landlady has large, dark wood letters placed high up, spelling out RELAX.

Perhaps they listened to relaxation tape?

Wow.

That is truly terrifying.

(I think she's a very nice lady, btw, and feel bad for assuming any such thing.)

That not perfect cake eating thread was brilliant only just realised it wasn't real

well played OP

Well done OP. It got especially good after the the gifting of more appropriate letters post.

Cakes and garlic up the bum were greensleeves.

So who are you?

ComeWhineWithMe had a great fake thread a while ago about bubz in headbandz but I don't think she's around any more.