Wotcha OP.
It irritates me to.
Often seen with the misappropriation of the inanimate too.
"Love my girls"
"Love my cheeky lambrini on girls night out. Woot woot." Whatever the fuck woot woot is when it's at home.
Can I also ask you to consider banning ways of describing food other than a simple conjugation of the verb 'to eat'. We've already had 'all the noms' but you can bung into your room 101 all of the following:
a morsel
a crumb
a sliver
a nibble
picky bits
slurp on an ice lolly
munch
Oh I could go on for hours. It's all so faux twee.
"We had an enormous helping of spag bol for lunch so we're just having jacket pots and picky bits for tea".
DESIST