Pet hates

[Bishopston]

Another thread mad me think of this - but girly social media stuff namely:

((((((Hugs))))))))

And it's ilk!!!! Basically the false intimacy reflected in fb and the like!

snowy reminded me of my dear old Aunty Gladys back in the 70s. A dog walker used to let his dog shit on her doorstep every day. She was mad as hell, asked him to stop, told him that if he didn't she'd put poo on his doorstep. He carried on. Cue old Glad I'm her little floral nylon wrap around pinafore, and slippers, shovelling up the latest turd and following man back to his house (him studiously ignoring her trailing behind, poo ceremoniously held aloft in a coal shovel) He went in to his house, she dumped the shit on his doorstep. "He didn't never do it again, filthy man" (sic) she announced triumphantly in her thick Brummy accent. Loved Aunty Gladys.