Pet hates

[Bishopston]

Another thread mad me think of this - but girly social media stuff namely:

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And it's ilk!!!! Basically the false intimacy reflected in fb and the like!

[ImSoCoolNow]

Almost all of the above!

When people forget the basic rules of a roundabout when they approach a mini roundabout! Give way to the right!! It's not difficult! They all sit there looking confused and wondering who should go.

I'm from Glasgow and a lot of (very broad) Glaswegians on Facebook write in slang: 'ahm no wantin tae go oot the day it's pyoor baltic man!' And the likes...

[LucyBorgia]

This is great Sunday night grumpery, while we're at it people scrolling through Facebook in the middle of a group conversation. SO rude why not just yawn loudly at everyone and say you're bored.

[RubyFlint]

Sniffers and spitters, I hate them all.

[ylimet]

Hashtags on Facebook
People who say hashtag in real life conversations

[ImSoCoolNow]

Ruby I despise people who spit! I make a point of looking at them in disgust and try and make sure they see me

[Littlecaf]

Cars parked on pavement or grass verges.

I will scrap my pram against your car if you do that. I will not walk my PFB in the road just so you can park your Porsche Cayenne/Ranger Rover Evoque immediately outside your childminders house.

[GlitteringJasper]

Sanpro

People who use the term sanpro!

It's so cringe!

Stop saying it!

[ginslinger]

Would of. Die you fuckers.

[Latium123]

People who invade your personal space in public places. Urgh, makes me want to vomit.

Books / magazines in the toilet. This has always bothered me.

Carpets in the bathroom.

I could go on here...

[CakeNinja]

What's sanpro?

[SnowyPiglet]

Yes! People who have to park as close as possible to anything, like they are afraid to walk two steps further than they have to.

People who spend ages in the queue doing nothing, only to look surprised when the cashier asks for the money and they then start digging around in their enormous bag for their purse.

People who say "50 pound". No, it's got an S on it. "50 pounds"

Teenagers with low-slung crotch trousers. Like they have done a poo in there.

Anyone chewing gum with mouth open, especially if you can hear the horrid masticating noises.

[GlitteringJasper]

Sanpro = sanitary protection

Yuck

[LucyBorgia]

Go on Latium it's good for you! People who say pacific instead of specific.

[GlitteringJasper]

Why do people use hashtags on FB?

[RubyFlint]

ImSo Good on you, yes I do that too! It's vile!

[Sceptimum]

People writing reign in when they mean rein in.

[GlitteringJasper]

People who stand right outside the door at Tesco and blow a toxic plume into my face just as I step out!

Boak

[EatDessertFirst]

Lateness in any form.

Mums who wear their PJs on the school run but have had time to put on a face-full of slap and do their hair. CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES FFS!

Women who wear see-through leggings with tiny/no undercrackers on.

People who park on pavements.

[RubyFlint]

Undercrackkers ha ha brilliant!

[Soduthen116]

Totally yes to the mini roundabouts. Just give way to the right you wanker. Don't just stop and look at me. It's not fucking hard.

Leggings and thongs. Dirty bitches.

[Angel1983]

People who walk two/three abreast down corridors at work and don't make any effort to move over to let you past. Yes, I just love having to flatten myself against the wall just so you can barge around.

People who act surprised that they are expected to pay for shopping at the till in supermarkets and spend minutes rattling around in their purses. Really? The fact that you are expected to pay your shopping has come as a surprise to you?

[TSSDNCOP]

People that cannot or will not hold their cutlery correctly but instead hold it upside down and entwined between their fingers. Then eat with their mouths open.

[ImSoCoolNow]

AIBU that all these pet hates people are mentioning seriously grind my gears? Maybe I need to chill out?

[ImSoCoolNow]

You're, your
They're, there, their
Too, to, two
Where, were

[ChilliAndMint]

Cup cakes..does anyone really like them.?
Dinner served on a breadboard/roof tile?
Middle lane hoggers..why?
Scouse brows...do they look attractive?
People that cannot be arsed to say hello or even acknowledge you when your doggies are very obviously interested in each other.
People with outlandish clothes/hair whatever who ask why you are looking at them?? Because you want to get attention perhaps ..so don't feckin complain when you do?
Famers markets..please...
Oh I could go on but I have a life.