To ask what's the best response you've had on Mumsnet?

[Squirrel78]

Whether it be something that made you laugh out loud, a brilliant piece of advice or a good kick up the arse - am interested to know if one comment from a stranger can really make a difference.

^ indeed. They are tiny wankers.

My favourite was where the op had discovered her dp had cheated by reading his text messages. She quoted the messages between her dp and his mate talking about him.snogging some girl, which were full of 'lol's then she went on to explain that she had packed up dp's possessions and put them in the front garden. The very first response wad 'who's lol-Ing now?!' which really tickled me.

Thank you SO much for this thread. I can hardly read it because of the tears of laughter.

Has anyone seen the current thread titled something like [AIBU] to hate over confident rude children

Something like that.

The OP phrases her rant in a really funny way.

I'm going to see if I can find Yoni now.

Brilliant thread!!!!!!

Id rather put shite in my hands and clap than.... from worra made me laugh

I didn't see the original Yoni post, but I found this response to it. What's REALLY funny (apart from the brilliant puns) is BriansWife and Becky start having this conversation about her laptop playing up. I'm laughing so hard I've woken the dog!!!!

to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband? (550 Posts)
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BriansWife Thu 11-Apr-13 20:34:06

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

2 days later and I'm still wetting myself over spud cunt.

WTAF is a yoni massage??

Today i read fuck off autocorrect like you dont know what a sandwich is made me laugh

I just googled Yoni massage, printed the instructions off and slapped them in front of DH (who was eating his dinner). He's been doing it all wrong for years. I'm going to sellotape them to headboard later to remind him!

spud cunt made me howl for hours....

Does anyone remember the embarrassing moments one where one poster fell over on the bus and grabbed her sons face as she went down? That still makes me giggle.

This one over in Relationships.

here

"Good for you fuckface"

Hahhahahahahaha! Poor OP ( if you are reading)

Haha Freudian slip, she meant Duckface

funniest ever was the ne years ago about someone's DH trying to find the leak in a swim pool by using a mask and snorkel.

For the life of me can remember the response to her asking if it was normal. But I remember just not being able to stop laughing

I was also going to say "I AM CANADIAN!!"

An OP had been in Chat on a "woo" thread telling us about a photo she had in which it appeared she had a beard and moustache. The pictures section was quite new so she posted it there and people went over to have a look.

The Ghhhhoooosty beard

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The responses have just made me laugh again. So glad it's in Classics.

I am starting to think there should be a Mumsnet "post of the week!"

"What the actual fuck is going on here?!!"

In response to an OP post regarding salad, that somehow someone replied to talking about wool, then another lost poster chipped in about vodka. This was all in about the first six posts. I was hysterical. Thank you whoever posted that response so quickly.

Also whoever added "First this post was about salad, then wool, then vodka. This is the best thread I have ever seen on Mumsnet".

Fucking hell I need to restart pelvic floor exercises

Love this so much, almost all of my faves are on here.

A few threads from last year? Poss year before... From the Pie and Mash lads had me in pieces. They were so confident we could be trolled, all the while blissfully unaware that a fair few of us were on their boards under pseudonyms, gleefully reading their plots to invade Mumsnet.

They eventually sloped off when we started posting their own strategic takeover plans on Chat

I don't really know why it was so funny but there was once a thread about a woman on a date at the cinema and her date mentioning in advance who would pay for what. I think the op was very, very funny. It was only a second date i think. I wonder if they are together...

"My yoni says no(ni)" in response to someone offering yoni massages. That thread had some fab responses!

The Royal Family Bottlefeeding Thread

Ghostbeard thread is fantastic!

Can't breathe

ZOMBIE THREAD

I was coming on to say the one where the op answered herself, I have read that so many times, her username just made it funnier

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_advice_tips/752184-hauck-stroll