To ask what's the best response you've had on Mumsnet?

[Squirrel78]

Whether it be something that made you laugh out loud, a brilliant piece of advice or a good kick up the arse - am interested to know if one comment from a stranger can really make a difference.

Spud cunt! Funniest thing I've ever read!

The dish ran away with the spoon one has just made me wee!

'and you say the dish ran away?' absolute genius!

And the aggressive eating of jam tarts had me in tears.

Sorry, i have nothing to bring to the thread. I've seen many hilarious responses but i can never remember them. I'm enjoying reading though

I'm so glad other people are experiencing the joy of the wooden spoon

I remember one post Where a woman said she still baths her 43 year old son.. She meant 4 year old son!!!

I really envy and admire the quick wit of some of the posters on here. I've read many a thread through tear-filled eyes.

There was a thread about gypsies and someone said "Why can't you be more like the Amish?"
It's become a bit of a phrase in my house, I use it for any minor wrong doing!

"David Cameron's face is like a newly wanked cock"

It's just SO true

"It's so unlike the life of our own dear Queen"

Said whenever someone talks about dodgy anal, dogging, or weird sexual practise

It has to be (even though it was the OP on her own thread) "Fuck you, lemon drizzle murderer. Fuck you right up the bum!"
God...I lost a day's work to that thread.

Its not a response but I still can't stop laughing when I think about the 'your minge' thread with the lady who forgot to put her knickers on at the swimming pool.

An Op wrote a lenghty thread about an argument she had with her sister about some chairs. The first response was simply (in italics): what?

'my throat' - a response to the recent 'what would you cut if you where David Cameron'

It made me snort tea out of my nose

If someone doesn't link to "fuck off then you spud cunt!" I might possibly cry. Or stamp my foot. Or something.

Pleeeeease!

Love this. Tiny Wankers and off you fuck then cuntychops
Need better pelvic floor control for threads like this (am pregnant!)

Anyone else now singing "Whiney Tinker/ Tiny Wanker" to the tune of "Hold me closer tiny dancer"?

In bits over the royals and the spud

Spud cunt thread

Thank you HappyHippyChick. My evening is complete. :)

It's a cracking read!

I remember the tiny wanker thread. Hilarious .

It was the responses to "tiny wanker" that I remember.

"AIBU to think this woman in the GP surgery should be shot?"

"It sounds like a toddler group. Tiny Wankers followed by Musical Little Shits with Leanne at 11"

Brilliant

butterflyballs i have no doubt if you are the sort they ban, you belong here.

On the current thread regarding Paul Hollywood:

"A man's got kneads "