To ask what's the best response you've had on Mumsnet?

[Squirrel78]

Whether it be something that made you laugh out loud, a brilliant piece of advice or a good kick up the arse - am interested to know if one comment from a stranger can really make a difference.

I've just snorted with laughter at this thread!!!!

Loving the spud cunt! And 'are you in Scotland?'

Amazing

This is just bloody brilliant! DP has actually come up satiate to look for me and I'm literally crying with laughter!! Off you fuck then cuntychops!! This will be used in RL!! X

He hasn't come up satiate!! He's come up stairs!!!!

@ 'are you in Scotland?' Even second hand!

I posted a thread when my 8yo was 7 weeks old. I was on my knees with exhaustion, breast feeding was killing me and I was desperate for help. Xenia Somebody suggested I put dd in nursery and go back to work. It really cheered me up. She had spectacularly missed the point but I do like her style.

The 'just asked for this to be deleted, they aren't the real Royal family' had us all howling, I think.

I'll nominate Pagwatch - 'this is AIBU. It isn't a home for shit throwing chimps.'

Thread about OP wanting to emigrate to Canada or some such with lots of questions on Visas etc. OP started questioning advice given by one particular poster who had been v. helpful. Helpful poster's final response was:

I AM CANADIAN!

Does anyone remember a bonkers post about lactating cows and feminism on a thread about milkshake flavours?

Wetting myself laughing at 'tiny wanker' toddler!

I came on to say I AM CANADIAN. it was wonderful

Just asked for this to be deleted. They arent the real royal family.

This was HILARIOUS.

Just asked for this to be deleted. They arent the real royal family.

The OP's second response in the thread. Still makes me chortle

Oh that was so funny. Poor OP didn't brave coming back to the thread.

Oh I second 'I AM Canadian'. Classic.

X posted so I third it!

someone posted one of them property porns and alot of ppl was saying they could see a ghosty face in the window and then some said they could see a face on the fence and they had put a face on the fence. i havent explained that very well you really had to see it. it was piss your pants funny

To this day my favourite was this...

Back in the days of Nokia brick phones, op was clearing out her 'sent' items. She couldn't see the conversation like you do now....

Op posted saying what could she have been asked by her husband over text as her answer was 'yes with a wooden spoon'.

Someone replied:

'And you say the dish ran away'?

I'm laughing now and it was about 7 years ago!

The one that killed me was the one written from a toddler. It was HYSTERICAL..

Can't remember exactly but i vaguely remember something about 'cutted up pear' and you utter arse of a woman'

Whiney Tinker/ Tiny Wanker made me laugh so hard I peed....

A lot of the ones I like have already been posted, especially fuck off you spud cunt

I also liked a particularly succinct response to a post where the OP was child free for the day and was wondering what to do.

"Have a wank?" was one of the first responses

I did laugh at someone having a rant about their useless estate agent and commenting
I've eaten three jam tarts in anger. That'll show the fuckers

Then later downthread she felt she had got the better of another exchange with the agent

Then I had two packets of french fries and a spoonful of Nutella. I have my period and am not to be trifled with.

I love the idea of aggressive eating

Sides also hurting. Not sure I can look at my two boys now without thinking tiny wankers.

Have a wank?! Mwah ha ha