To ask what's the best response you've had on Mumsnet?

[Squirrel78]

Whether it be something that made you laugh out loud, a brilliant piece of advice or a good kick up the arse - am interested to know if one comment from a stranger can really make a difference.

One of my favourite was a lady who had just been walked in on giving her DH a blowjob by her MIL.

Incident was discussed at humorous length, everybody cringing for the OP. Then, she snapped and replied something along the lines of 'fuck it, im not ashamed! that woman has five kids, she's no stranger to cock!'

I DIED laughing!

'fuck it, im not ashamed! that woman has five kids, she's no stranger to cock!

Just thought of one, the poster who replied to zombie thread in pushchairs which was several years old and hadn't got any responses with a detailed review of the pushchair...

Only to be told that she was the OP of the post and talking to herself several years ago

::dies::

That sounds like something I'd do. I read zombie threads thinking "Wow she's so insightful" then realise it's me on an old NC.

Can this go in classics? How do I request it?

I liked (one of) the thread about cake punching

The OP said "Just tried to make Jam Roly Poly and couldn't transfer it onto the paper so I punched it in its big suety face and slammed it in bin. AIBU?"
I howled. I still howled just then after I googled it.
Turns out 'mumsnet punch a cake' throws up a lot of responses!

I saw that pushchair zombie thread, it was BRILLIANT

Yes I pmd the op of the pushchair zombie thread, but she never came back

Remember that one where the chap started a thread offering to teach us all how to use the internet, as he was a male in his twenties? It ended up on Buzzfeed. Some cracking replies on that, including one along of the lines of 'I've been working for them for 20 years & have just been bashing them with my tits'. And another saying 'what the fuck is this then she asked, laying down her quill'.

"And you say the dish ran away?"

Thanks for sharing that nooptionforwillis It's my #1

midnight I've just had to Google that!!!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/child_internet_safety/2307274-I-am-everything-you-hate-about-people-on-the-internet-I-am-here-to-help

Yes, I remember that thread midnight the "bashing them with my tits" response was really funny.

Found the exact quote:

"Back when my job involved working on these machines all day, I just bashed them with my tits and hoped for the best."

howling at this!

Fuck off then you spud cunt - omg i am crying with laughter

Glogirl & Koalification yes yes Blacklight, that was him the twat

Thanks for linking :) just re-reading & here's a good one:

I could use my penis to type on the keyboard or swipe across on a tablet.

Thanks for the link to the spudcunt thread. Brilliant.

I was walking to a meeting yesterday and burst out laughing like a mad woman thinking about 'tiny wanker'... And I'm still doing so now.

I found the MIL blow job thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2259131-To-think-that-this-is-the-most-embarrassing-thing-to-happen-to-anyone-ever

the 'your mine' had me laughing for days! some great ones here

haha spellcheck for minge there!

Someone asked if they could put white wine on a pancake because they forgot a lemon. Reply was white wine on a pancake? Nay lass

That hurt me with laughing.

Thread a few months back. Whilst wishing nothing but bad for the man discussed in the post, somebody said "I hope he's shitting hedgehogs for the rest of his life." !!!!!

I've eaten three jam tarts in anger.

I've had the shittiest three days of my life this week but ^this mad me howl.

Ah brill. I remember a lot of these. Many of my favourites have already been mentioned.

Recently, I saw someone on a thread describe toddlers as 'calculating arseholes' which made me LOL.