"She buys cheap cheese".

[Alchemist]

The DC saw EH at the weekend. This morning I was making cheese on toast when DD pipes up with "Dad says you buy cheap cheese".

Out of all the comments he could have made about me AIBU to find this very funny?

And I do not buy cheap cheese.

Please tell me where to buy cheap cheese! It costs a bloody fortune in the supermarkets.

Lol, if that's the worst he can manage!

I can see why you are no longer together. He's had a lucky escape

Cheese on toast only works with cheap cheese anyway

ha ha. I served tesco pizza to a visiting child once and she made a comment about plastic cheese. (Will have heard the mum calling cheap cheese that at home.)

I sometimes use the 'cheap hotdogs' line from Lampoon's Christmas, but I wouldn't stoop to cheap cheese!

Is your ex a foodie?!

Hahaha. What a comment! And yep, I'd love to know where you get cheap cheese, costs a blooming fortune round here!

Always extra mature but not brand loyal.

Stupid man nearly cried when he ate feta and spat it out like a baby.

Just keeps making me snort "She buys cheap cheese" .

Supermarket cheese is really cheap, don't know what people are talking about. You can even buy "cheese" in Tesco.

I had a friend whose ex actually brought up in court the fact that she bought Tesco value bread for their children to demonstrate that she was an unfit mother

I won't say YABU, because anything that gets a harmless laugh is a good thing in my book, but I can't see what's funny, sorry! Maybe work is making me have a sense of humour failure today.

Cheap cheese is the basic stuff you get in Asda or lidl that is bendy and rubbery. It's consistency is closer to play dough than proper cheese.

I buy cheap cheese and am proud.

£1.55 for 350g on Aldi.

*at

He does fancy himself as a foodie and does have a Swedish gf now so perhaps he is taken up with the thrill of Swedish cheese?

Poor old extra mature cheddar .

I fancy cheese on toast now. And then lunch.

why be so stuffy about Asda and Lidl?? waitrose sell cheap cheese too you now!!

*know!

No wonder he's your ex . Fucking cheese snob

I love ALL cheese!

It's the thought of EH sniffing and looking disapproving as he said it.

It's something Cissie and Ada would say. Which one is he?

He should count himself lucky, alchemist; I buy no cheese at all (vegan). My poor DH has to shuffle around the dairy section on his tod and buy his own

I'm sure it will be mentioned in the divorce settlement - 'She unreasonably refused to eat rotted bovine lactation, m'lud.'

Definitely Cissie!