"She buys cheap cheese".

[Alchemist]

The DC saw EH at the weekend. This morning I was making cheese on toast when DD pipes up with "Dad says you buy cheap cheese".

Out of all the comments he could have made about me AIBU to find this very funny?

This says everything about him and nothing about you!

No judgy pants over the 'cheap cheese' lol, who cares if you do buy cheap cheese, it shouldn't need justifying! However I'll get my giant judgy pants on over him criticising anything that you do to your children!

What a twit!

I was vegan for about three years but, in the end, cheese won .

I like that rubbery bavarian stuff. H is probably speaking to lawyers right now.

My DP loves all cheese. His absolute favourite is Red Leicester. Especially own or bargain brand bouncy Red Leicester. I should LTB.

He left teeth marks in the block

There is war in this house if there is no cheap cheese, the cheaper, blander and oranger the better anything else gets ignored...

Please please please have them buy him a cheese board for fathers day next month. If you can get one with a Tesco Value label on all the better.

When judges say they have to retire to their chamber to consider an important legal point I wonder if it's because someone has brought up something like 'cheap cheese' and they are dying to piss themselves laughing?

It is a powerful adversary alchemist, don't feel bad.

I miss it sometimes

Or can you give them scorecards so next time they have cheese at Exh's they can hold them up?

Cheese and whine party?

"He left teeth marks in the block"

DH always tries to convince it's our rare, fridge-dwelling mouse that leaves teeth marks in the block of cheddar. I tell you, it's a fucking big mouse that leaves those bloody teeth marks - I'm guessing it's a 6'3" bearded mouse. God knows where the bastard hides in the fridge when I open the door

It's definitely something Cissie and Ada would say.

The whole thing is lovely but this thread made me think of the bit from about 2 mins in.

I want that on a t shirt!

"She buys cheap cheese"

Someone should make a book of all the INANITIES people cite as examples of unreasonable behaviour. 'She buys cheap cheese' would be up there. My ex cited my refusal to join the queue he was in at a James Blunt concert. Because he was in the queue to buy tickets, and we already had tickets. Apparently I should have just obeyed, as promised. My lawyer wouldn't let me challenge this on his form as it was such a good example of him being a twunt. As per the cheese!

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stinkingbishop - why was he in the queue to buy tickets if you already had tickets?

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I think the only cheese related reason DH would consider a reason for divorce is my love of Wensleydale with ginger. He prefers his pure and unadulterated.

I buy cheap cheese from Aldi and its blooming lovely!!
I buy brie, mature cheddar, mozzarella, smelly blue cheese that I can't spell.

My friend's ex tried to state that she wasn't a 'good mother' as she let their children have ketchup with meals.

I like Tesco own brand mature Cheddar.

Also really like Port Salut.

Mmm, cheese