"She buys cheap cheese".

[Alchemist]

The DC saw EH at the weekend. This morning I was making cheese on toast when DD pipes up with "Dad says you buy cheap cheese".

Out of all the comments he could have made about me AIBU to find this very funny?

[Alchemist]

Juggling Be brave

[SakuraSakura]

Haha! Hilarious you may have broken up, but your shared dcs will mean he's still always near enough to give you a giggle.

[JugglingFromHereToThere]

Stilton - King of cheeses
Clearly you have great taste Alchemist
Avocado very posh too - enjoy!
I have some berry cider tonight

• but tragically am completely out of cheese

[Alchemist]

I spent far too long gazing at cheese in the Co-Op today.

It brought back memories. Some good, some bad. I bought Stilton and am enjoying it with some crackers, tomatoes and avocado.

It tastes even better because EH is not here. Happy cheesy days :)

[JugglingFromHereToThere]

This thread inspired me to pick up some mature manchego when I was in LIDL yesterday. I enjoyed it hugely with Greek tapas (LIDL special offer ATM) pasta supper and wine (rose because it is spring) last night, and polished the rest off for breakfast this morning. I do like a nice piece of cheese. Posh and yet cheap (at least reasonable) at the same time, what's not to like?!

[Bicarb]

I still think one of my defining cheese moments was hearing someone ask Stevie Gerrard on (I think) Live & Kicking what is favourite sort of cheese was "eeeerm Melted Cheese" was his response! It still comes up whenever melted cheese is mentioned.

I quit eating dairy 6 days a week to help lose weight - I had a real cheese craving early on and wound up eating a whole block of Comte cheese with a potato peeler. This was after a cheeseburger and 2 large pizzas with a side of jalapeno poppers...

[Frostycake]

except it's from Snowdonia... oops! Why did I think it was from Derbyshire?

< goes to check Google Maps >

[Frostycake]

oO cheese!

Black Bomber from Derbyshire is King of Cheeses. Absolutely beautiful.

[Lweji]

I'm off for a cheese sandwich. Must build up me muscles.

[susiedaisy]

"She buys cheap cheese " love it!!

[plentychilled]

Plastic cheese on burgers and egg muffins. Cheap cheese from Aldi. I'm a bad person . I love dairylea too.

[PreemptiveSalvageEngineer]

Anytime, bay-beeee.

We could be a side-attraction to that cheese-rolling event. Mac&cheese wrestling or summat...

[Lweji]

PreemptiveSalvageEngineer

Are you on glue?

Or too much stinky cheese?



Also not sure you have read any mention of me and Krav Maga. I loves a good smack down.

[Aermingers]

My father in law used to supervise the cheese strings line in a cheese factory.

[PreemptiveSalvageEngineer]

I luffs Lweji, ah does. You give the best advice, show such caring fir the lost among us, have the best turn of phrase, are a wonderful lovely viper.

Just don't get between me and some cheese, bitch... You Will Not Like the Smack down.

[Number3cometome]

momb

'Value Singles'

I'm dying at my desk here

[hedgehogsdontbite]

Unless it's ädelost which reeks of feet and tastes like vomit.

[hedgehogsdontbite]

If his cheese tastes are being influenced by his Swedish girlfriend then 'cheap cheese' is probably a compliment. Swedish cheese is predominantly bland, tasteless and made of rubber.

[momb]

I really dislike the plastic cheese slices they put on burgers, but I still buy the value ones which are so cheap they can't even be called cheese, legally. I give you Value Singles:

Your ex wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire would he OP? Ah well, I'll live with the disappointment, as will you I expect.

[Lweji]

Never wasted, Violet. :)

[violetwellies]

Thanks to this thread I have wasted a whole evening of my life Googling Portugese cheese.

[ClaimedByMe]

It's plastic cheese in this house too for burgers although it has been known that do put it on toast or sandwiches.

[AuditAngel]

MrsStarLord we buy cheap burger cheese too. I only have it in burgers, but DH (a chef) likes it in a toasted sandwich and makes a big fuss about the fact I insist on "real" cheese in a toasted sandwich!

[Mrsstarlord]

We talk about plastic cheese in our house

It's the stuff you put on a burger, we buy it though so it's not a snobby thing - god I hope no one thinks we're stuck up because of that!!

[PreemptiveSalvageEngineer]

Ooh, 100redballiins is onto something there...

I'm not sure if SistersofPercy 's confession has cured my girl crush, or added to her perfections, leaving all da cheez for those who have the greater need... Still pondering.