to be nosey about past liaisons with celebs...

[Mrsstarlord]

Sort of a TAAT - Which celebs have you had any sort of liaison with (flirting through to getting jiggly with)? Purely nosiness and wanting to live my life vicariously because I'm 41 and sitting under a blanket watching big bang theory having spent the evening listening to DS2 talking about 5 nights with fucking freddie.

I've met and worked with literally hundreds of celebs and lots of A Listers and haven't shagged or kissed any of them!

(And that includes a lot of time with RB, I must be hideous!!!)

A friend of mine had an amazing night out, unplanned, with Duran Duran, back in the day, but it's her story, not mine to repeat on here. Even though I've heard about it many times, I sometimes ask her to tell me all about it again.

My friend went out with Gerard Butler at university

There were printed invitations to the MM thing? Did she have to rsvp?

Hodgepodgepanda are we related does your uncles name begin with J?

I had a nice flirt/kiss on a plane with a guy called Matt. He gave me his number and asked me to call him but I forgot all about it. Until I saw him on tv and realised it was Matthew pinsent. It was about 15 years ago and he was gorgeous!

What was the name of that Blue Peter presenter bumhole who allegedly (or not I can't remember) raped Ulrike Johnson? I detest him so much I couldn't even bring myself to google him.

Many years ago he shoved me and then boy'f out of his way to get to the bar at this party. He was very loud and obnoxious all night I recall. My then Boyf' shoved him back and they rowed a bit. I remember thinking what a tosspot! This was long before the Ulrike thing.

John Leslie it was alleged but he was never actually convicted .

I had a certain eastenders actor add me on facebook and send me messages trying to come on to me. Unfortunately he wasn't one of the good looking ones sigh

John Leslie - what a tosspot! Not my Ex BF, who was, but in a different way. Sorry !

A friend of mine turned down David Gandy. He came knocking on her door and she sent him packing. Can't say I blame her, he's always reminded me of Dean Gaffney, and looks like an ageing perma-tanned playboy in real life.

V jealous of the eye contact with Prince. I bet that could make you pregnant if it went on too long.

I snogged one of EMF back in the 90s. It was Unbelieveable.

OK, have read the thread. So...have any MNetters actually had liaisons with actual celebs?

When I was a teenager I dated an A-list footballer before he was famous if that counts.

He had an absolutely huge willy even back then, so I still get a little flushed when I see him on TV or in the papers.

I'm terrible at giving clues, coconutty. I'd give it away in no time.

But he's not the tallest lad. In fact I've seen him described as pint-sized which gave me a bit of a chuckle for obvious reasons.

Erm LeBear, did you not see my meaningful eye contact with Prince? He was sitting at the edge if the stage as well.
We're were practically married .

PeachandBlack which EMFer did you snog? I was kerrazzy about those boys.

Wasnt one of EMF supposedly blessed in the trouser department.?

Wasnt one of EMF supposedly blessed in the trouser department.?

Yes, someone on this thread shagged him and his big blessedness. I'm okay with that but my 14 year old self is mad with jealousy.

"When I was a teenager I dated an A-list footballer before he was famous if that counts.

He had an absolutely huge willy even back then"

Do men's penises become larger the more famous they are?

Given that Gaffney was a household name at one point, maybe the scores of people on the thread who turned him down were missing a trick

Peter Andre stuck his tongue in my mouth when going in for an innocent kiss.

Mark Morrison offered me money to perform a sex act (I turned down that offer)

Callum Best chatted me up in a bar.