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to be nosey about past liaisons with celebs...

330 replies

Mrsstarlord · 11/02/2015 21:06

Sort of a TAAT - Which celebs have you had any sort of liaison with (flirting through to getting jiggly with)? Purely nosiness and wanting to live my life vicariously because I'm 41 and sitting under a blanket watching big bang theory having spent the evening listening to DS2 talking about 5 nights with fucking freddie.

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Gingermum · 14/02/2015 13:25

My mate had a one night stand with Topol (Fiddler on the Roof). I asked her if he was much of a 'fiddler' or if he sang, 'If I were a Rich Man' while they were shagging. She was not amused.

I met Timothy Dalton at a party once. He was completely pissed, and stared at my legs.

I snogged Salman Rushdie at a party at Random House. He had just had the fatwa lifted and was in a partying mood. He was a terrible dancer and a sloppy kisser. 'It's very lonely being me' was his chat up line. He invited me back to his place but I declined as close up he reminded me of a dessicated lizard.

Wineloffa · 14/02/2015 13:31

I have partied with a Holywood A lister. There was a lot of alcohol and drugs involved and he ended up back at my house until 8 in the morning. No snogging unfortunately even though he's hot hot hot as we were both in relationships at the time. I'm not naming names though as he was one of the nicest most genuine people ever and every time I watch one of his movies or see him on TV, I remember that night fondly. This was about 12 years ago.

GreatAuntDinah · 14/02/2015 13:43

DH used to have his very own fan club, complete with fanzine Grin

carabos · 14/02/2015 18:21

In the spirit of naming names... Darryl Hall.

ethelb · 14/02/2015 18:24

I have a mate who snogged I Idris Elba. We are all very impressed

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 14/02/2015 18:32

Ethel-that's the holy grail. Oh my!
Ok, hands up who's been chatted up by Gaffney and /or shagged RB?

Iamfrankieheck · 14/02/2015 20:13

Once had a lingering kiss (less than a full on snog, but more than a peck) with Keith from the prodigy. I was doing the VIP security at a gig and he joked that I was listening to Take That through my ear piece.

He then asked Liam for the name of the hotel they were staying at before inviting me along for a party. I didn't go though as my feet were sore and he was too cool

ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:20

I've slept with a man a lot of MNetters hate.

squoosh · 14/02/2015 20:21

Kim Jong-un?

ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:23

Haha Grin

GinAndSonic · 14/02/2015 20:24

ourglass russell brand?

squoosh · 14/02/2015 20:26

Not P....P....P.....Peter Andre?!

projecting · 14/02/2015 20:28

I slept with Chris from Show Me Show Me Grin

GinAndSonic · 14/02/2015 20:30

Really *projecting!? How was it? one more glass of wine and ill be asking about his ahem, manhood

ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:32

Yes Mr Brand

GinAndSonic · 14/02/2015 20:33

Ooooh ourglass im well jealous! Juicy details please! Grin

NickiFury · 14/02/2015 20:37

I went out with an ice hockey player who played for twice winning Stanley Cup team in the US. I told a group of Americans I met in a bar one night and they were beside themselves, I didn't buy a drink for the rest of the night, they told me that in the city he had played for he was a legend. He played here in the UK for a bit as well and was well known in that city. We used to get stared at and he'd be asked for autographs etc. I was a bit HmmConfused by the whole thing really, I met him in a bar one night completely away from ice hockey and I didn't realise it was a big thing for some people.

ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:38

What would you like to know? Blush

projecting · 14/02/2015 20:38

Ewww I bet RB has crabs. He's a crabby sort of a person I think Smile

GinAndSonic · 14/02/2015 20:39

Did he smell nice? Was he good in bed? Does he have large... ego?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 14/02/2015 20:41

He's right durty isn't he Our? Don't mind me I'm just getting popcorn.

KnittedJimmyChoos · 14/02/2015 20:43

ourglass

Did he stop talking?

FrankelandFilly · 14/02/2015 20:44

I got chatted up by Champion jockey Richard Hughes in a bar about 15 years ago Grin

ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:50

His willy was neither massive nor tiny. He was intense and loving yet rough. He smelt of a natural man, he didn't use deodorant or aftershave. Amazing confidence. I didn't get any sexually transmitted diseases from him.