to be nosey about past liaisons with celebs...

[Mrsstarlord]

Sort of a TAAT - Which celebs have you had any sort of liaison with (flirting through to getting jiggly with)? Purely nosiness and wanting to live my life vicariously because I'm 41 and sitting under a blanket watching big bang theory having spent the evening listening to DS2 talking about 5 nights with fucking freddie.

Cos he was with me.

Ha, projecting no worries!
Would have been a great story though..

I held a door open for Cate Blanchett. Not a liaison exactly, but I was stunned by how beautiful she is in real life!!

And no, I've never had a fringe or a standy up collar! :)

x2boys I also have an uncle that dated one of the Nolan sisters ..

Ian Botham eyed me up in a pub once.

A friend of DH's nearly went out with Naomi Watts.

cocole I didn't do anything to upset Debs, I just looked at her on an aeroplane. She looked back with the expression of someone who was a bit sick of 30 years of being gawked at.

I still love her.

I'm aiming to corner the market in tough rockers.
I've snogged 1/2 of Coldplay, and James Blunt is my ex ' s good mate, so i knew him quite well too.
I've also had some of Alex James' cheese.

lavender Mr Blunt has gone up in my estimation since he's revealed himself to be a bit of a hoot on Twitter.

Humph. Well as long as you love her I'll forgive you.
God knows what she would have did to me. I would have been prone at her feet sobbing.

Theres a bad joke in your last sentence Zebra. I'm not going there because I'm way too classy.

cheese was not a euphemism by the way.

In other non-rockers that I've not shagged news, I saw Kylie in an airport lounge and she was so full of fillers that she looked like this:

Actually ignore me you realised that.

Ha! xpost

A BAD joke? Twas one of my best I thought!

(ii only realised as I pressed post )

I was invited to Mark Morrison's birthday gang bang. I was washing my hair that night, unfortunately.

Ooh, kudos to Ourglass for the detailed review, and for making 'I didn't get any sexually transmitted diseases from him' sound like a glowing compliment.

Haven't been propositioned by Dean Gaffney but Bepe (do you remember him?!!) propositioned my mate.

Another friend snogged Ed Burns.

And a friend of a friend shagged Gary Barlow in the early years

Mine are getting way too tenuous...

Invited to Mark Morrison's birthday gangbang. That't the most romantic thing I've ever read.

Forget 'Return of the mack', more like 'rebuff of his ball sack'.

It was called the 'Chocolate Sandwich' and the invitation featured MM with a (white) semi naked pretty young lady on each knee. circa 2000 ish

I love threads like this because nothing like it has ever happened to me - I get to live vicariously through you all .

What's the other thread that's being referred to though? Think I missed that one.

Marti Pellow in the late 80's. My friend got talking to him in a local club then buggared off with an ex boyfriend of hers and I was left with him and his pal. He was a lovely guy and dropped me home in a taxi after I threw up. I never heard from him again.

We used to live next door to Robbie Coltrane, and his partner Rhona. For some odd reason we used to have numerous children from school asking to come for sleepovers. We may have been neighbours but you couldn't actually see his house from ours. When parents dropped their kids off it was funny to watch them craning their necks . Our kids often went round to their house and vice versa. They were brilliant neighbours and he always used to apologise for the numerous fans cars that rocked up outside our house looking for him.

Chocolate Sandwich. Aww. Such a sweet sentiment, you can tell it's 14th Feb today.