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to be nosey about past liaisons with celebs...

330 replies

Mrsstarlord · 11/02/2015 21:06

Sort of a TAAT - Which celebs have you had any sort of liaison with (flirting through to getting jiggly with)? Purely nosiness and wanting to live my life vicariously because I'm 41 and sitting under a blanket watching big bang theory having spent the evening listening to DS2 talking about 5 nights with fucking freddie.

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ourglass · 14/02/2015 20:52

Ps Jimmy we were just as bad as each other with the talking Blush

Park life.....

emwithme · 14/02/2015 21:02

I was proposed to by someone who went on to get 70 caps for New Zealand Rugby - but turned him down because my A Levels (which I went on to well and truly fuck up) were "more important". Saw him next about 10 years later and he remembered me.

I also had a few flings/ONS with rugby players, notably a Canadian 2nd rower and an Irish fly-half.

Non-sexually, I got Very Drunk once with David Campese which was huge amounts of fun.

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:20

I flirted outrageously with Teenage Fanclub, all of them, I have no shame, backstage at a Nirvana gig.
Jonathan Richmond told me I was very beautiful.

PilchardPrincess · 14/02/2015 21:25

OMG

I also know someone who was chatted up by Dean Gaffney! And said no thanks.

PilchardPrincess · 14/02/2015 21:28

I once had a ONS with a bloke who was staying at the house of a guy who was on telly sometimes who was a ventriloquist.

The house had creepy big puppets around the place.

Is that any good?

It was some young chap (well he was young then) not keith harris or similar Grin

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:31

I was in the third row of a Prince concert and he looked me in the eye and we had a moment in my mind. He was wearing very nice purple lipstick.

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:31

Eyeshadow not lipstick Confused

Notfootball · 14/02/2015 21:40

I shagged the current Wimbledon FC manager when he was just a football player. He was keen on me for ages so I put him out of his misery .

Lambzig · 14/02/2015 21:40

I had what I thought was a very sweet relationship with the frontman of a nineties band. Turned out he was secretly married, I was a bit upset at the time.

PilchardPrincess · 14/02/2015 21:42

Coco I reckon that encounter with Prince beats any and all Dean Gaffney encounters Grin

squoosh · 14/02/2015 21:44

It wasn't Prince, it was Christopher Biggins. She confuses the two.

lavenderhoney · 14/02/2015 21:46

I've danced with the king of Jordan ( when he was a mere princeling:)
Dated James Hewitt
Danced with prince Harry, ( amazing rhythm:)
Drinks with Lenny kravitz ( swoon) had bf so was vv tense and he got bored with my fussing. I'm a twat, I know. Bf turned out to be rubbish which makes it even more annoying!
Dated a v senior politician or two

I'm still friendly with most of my encounters so I don't like to kiss and tell in detail:) I'll wait til my impoverished old age and spill:) who was it who said keep a diary as one day it might keep you? THANKS!:)

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:47

Absolutely. I was wearing espardrilles at the time (don't judge it was the 90s) and the idiot next to me had knocked his pint over, so asmI'm stood gazing into Princes eyes I could feel my raffia sole soaking up every drop of beer.
Smile

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:47

Jealousy is a terrible emotion squoosh.

squoosh · 14/02/2015 21:49

Oh lavender you sound like a character from a Jilly Copper novel. Just the sort of girl who should be going out with one Mr James Blunt.

(James Hewitt btw, can't even imagine!)

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:51

I bet lavender had a Princess Di fringe and standy up collar .

tinklykeys · 14/02/2015 21:54

projecting Chris from show me show me?!
Definitely need to hear more about that! were his 10 worms wiggling waving hello?

I'm much more interested in this than Russell brand...

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 21:56

OMG! How did I forget this one!?
I toched Dame Debbie Harrys hand a bit of Atrixo wouldn't have gone amiss.
Better than shagging Dean Gaffney any day.
Though, thf, poking needles into your eyes would be better than shagging DG.

projecting · 14/02/2015 21:59

Oh god sorry I've just come back to this. I was joking...!

Sorry sorry sorry I feel a prick now BlushHmm

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 22:01

What did you say, I cant be bothered looking back.

squoosh · 14/02/2015 22:02

Debbie Harry once gave me a dirty look, but hey, I interacted with Debbie Harry!

lavenderhoney · 14/02/2015 22:03

Squoosh, I would swap them all for dinner with the scrumptious Mr Blunt:)

Cocolepew · 14/02/2015 22:03

Wtf. Where did you see her? And you must have done something horrible to her [anger]

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 14/02/2015 22:05

My sister also got an offer to come and visit his country (ahem) by the Mongolian ambassador. I know not famous, but hey.
Prince and I enjoyed a very pleasurable night. (He wouldn't remember) as he wasn't there

smoothieooo · 14/02/2015 22:07

I blagged my way into a fantastic party and was chatted up by Alex James (Blur) just before he was enormously famous and well before he became a cheese farmer in the Cotswolds!

Shame really. I really like cheese Grin