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to be nosey about past liaisons with celebs...

330 replies

Mrsstarlord · 11/02/2015 21:06

Sort of a TAAT - Which celebs have you had any sort of liaison with (flirting through to getting jiggly with)? Purely nosiness and wanting to live my life vicariously because I'm 41 and sitting under a blanket watching big bang theory having spent the evening listening to DS2 talking about 5 nights with fucking freddie.

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ManAliveThisThingsFantastic · 13/02/2015 08:39

Had a fling with a Premiership footballer, he was lovely but I doubt many of you would know who he was tbh!

atticusclaw · 13/02/2015 08:48

I had 20 minutes of regular flirty eye contact with Jude Law. Didn't get closer than 10 foot away from him but the eye contact said a lot in my sad mind at least

Mrsstarlord · 13/02/2015 08:49

What circles do you all move in to meet these people?

That said, I went to a back stage party at an oasis gig once and apparently there were loads of famous people there (none of whom I recognised) they were all footballers and musicians (I know nothing about either!)

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atticusclaw · 13/02/2015 08:52

My sister snogged Phil Mitchell 15 years ago (and was also propositioned by Dean Gaffney who really gets around!)

Bellerina2 · 13/02/2015 09:03

I had a fling with a guy whose ex used to go out with Pete Doherty. To think that I'm only a couple of shags removed from Pete Doherty Shock

TerraNovice · 13/02/2015 09:08

Damn curiouschicken and there I was thinking that Becks seems a lovely guy despite his fame, and is so modest and devoted to his family. Consider me disillusioned!

My cousin used to work for the BBC and apparently one of the project managers (or something like that) was found giving Gary Linekar oral service after hours. She was then hauled over the coals for "endangering the reputation of the talent" while nothing was said to him!

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RonaldMcDonald · 13/02/2015 09:32

I snogged Pete Doherty for a while, I met my ex H at his

talkingofmichaelangelo · 13/02/2015 11:59

FightorFlight, I did mean the London club - oh good. I thought I had read that it was closing, I must have got it wrong

GrimDamnFanjo · 13/02/2015 15:51

An MP. Pre-election. Tipped to be party leader in the next few years...

Bellerina2 · 13/02/2015 15:56

Boris or Chuka??

ovaryhill · 13/02/2015 16:05

I'm a bit disappointed nobody has picked up on my clue. .....

ofshoes · 13/02/2015 16:10

a friend had a minor stroke, the bass player I think

TheSpottedZebra · 13/02/2015 16:14

Ovary - Slash?

ovaryhill · 13/02/2015 16:39

Wink I've seen some pretty grim things backstage at gigs
One particular group of elderly rockers had a member of staff who used to make porn films and would invite loads of girls back
One woman was there with her daughter and disappeared of to the toilet to give the lead guitarist a blow job, her daughter then shagged him later on that night
Other guitarist and roadie then slept with friend I was with
Another elderly band, went out for foredrinks with them after gig and was informed that there was a bottle of whiskey on the tour bus waiting to be poured over my naked body and licked off! Politely declined and sprinted back to hotel! Got to kiss Duff Makagan at a gig, and he sang to me with his hand on my face!

ovaryhill · 13/02/2015 16:44

Oh and a tribute band with a couple of semi famous members, in fact onuthem has a famous comedy actress daughter, well the drummer was showing me photos of his wee boy about two years old and his wife and then tried to book a hotel room for us!!!!!!!

HayDayRookie · 13/02/2015 22:34

That was supposed to be bold

and me

benbobby · 14/02/2015 02:10

I slept with Lee Hendrie the player from Aston Villa back in 2000 in Tenerife. Had no idea who he was but he was with three other friends. Me and my friend (she was from Australia, so really had NO clue who he was) had a great week or so with them. We have photos of us all having a shower together in our apartment and day trips and things. Then we all went out and people started asking for autographs. We were a bit Blush. He told me about his daughter and where he lived. Once we found out they were famous we scarpered. Not our thing.

squoosh · 14/02/2015 02:44

The Hound from GoT asked me out.

I've never been chatted up by Dean Gaffney.

TheSpottedZebra · 14/02/2015 09:07

Squoosh - I really fancy The Hound. Was it in his porridgey days? Hope so.

FightOrFlight · 14/02/2015 11:25

OOh, The Hound - I watched the last 5 episodes of series 4 last night and loved it when Brienne seriously kicked his arse! The actor should have kept the long hair, he doesn't look so good with it short Sad

HouseBaelish · 14/02/2015 13:02

Now I'm single there's various guitarists I intend to screw. Does that count Grin

KnittedJimmyChoos · 14/02/2015 13:10

I've never been chatted up by Dean Gaffney

I have very disappointing claim to fame Sad he got short shrift from me.