To think having children is not a right!

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If you can't afford children thats just tough! IMO. We should abolish child benefit to be spent on real rights such as having something to eat and decent levels of sanitation. I would rather my hard earned tax went there than child benefit!!

I'll take some run please

Sorry meant rum silly phone

Very spicy!

If you just mind the unicorns I'll pop out and bring in a cheesecake from the freezer out the back too, bloody windy up here on the Cliffs tonight, will need to put my Hat on and button up Coat though it is tight with aforesaid Chastity Belt underneath.

Can I just share a happy story? I have been been having a mild crisis recently about being 46 and therefore being subject to invisible middle aged woman syndrome. I went to the gym today for the first time in about 2 months due to having a dodgy shoulder. The last time I went, my locker got jammed and I had to ask a young hot male member of staff to help me open it.
Anyway, as soon as I walked in today, said hot male make a beeline for me and told me to make sure my locker didn't get jammed and winked at me. Made my day.
And my profiteroles were lovely

Having a cup cobbler should be a right. DH makes them. Berries and the like, with a cobblery bit. In a mug. Takes but a blink of an eyelid. Choc chips obviously a key ingredient also optional.

andy excellent proper ego boost.
Are you staying for rum and cheese,
You can feed the unicorns some

Aww that's a lovely story Andy always nice to get a wink off a hottie wish I got them

Geebie
What's a cup cobbler? Sounds intriguing

Could go well with cup of quiche and.cup of cake

if the doors are shut are my family allowed to visit?

I am drinking red wine - it is very nice and foreign

Great news Andy I am a fan of the Lonely Hearts Column meself.
Could only be happier for you if you were pregnant with octuplets, in the Circumstances.

yum yum more Rum

domesticfits.com/2012/10/17/5-minute-microwave-berry-cobbler/ Not sure if this is the exact recipe he uses but it's like this. So good!

Ha I'm the OP

Looks vair nice. Will.give it a go. The link didn't work so here you go

domesticfits.com/2012/10/17/5-minute-microwave-berry-cobbler/

That's right, love.

And this is Mn and you were posting bollocks before you blacked out.

Can we get you anything?

Pizza in a cup?

Right bed for me thanks for the rum and enjoy the rest of the party

"Clafoutis" always makes me snigger because it looks rude. It's not. But I still laugh - WHY????

Oh! OP YABU

This is a lovely thread. It has made me giggle a lot. Especially "clafoutis". Andyw, you are very lucky. I was once offered 3 million camels for my hand in marriage whereas today I would be mistaken for one. I am also 46.

No idea what the thread was originally about. Some nutter wondering what the poor people were doing tonight or something.

Perhaps someone should call a taxi?

What did chillyegg do?

Come back chillyegg, I miss you! And I don't think you are racist at all. I have to say my door is not open at the moment as its jolly cold outside.

I'm the good egg

be wearing

Lol