aibu to think 16 kids on benefits

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Should have cleaner/tidier houses seeing as they don't work? I'm a sahm with severe disabilities (supported by dh - no hand outs) & I keep my house clean.

Ps this isn't just about people on benefits - it just so happens I'm watching it on TV now.

You lost me at 'handouts'. Daily Fail BS.

ouryve he had to pay £200 upfront thn all he has to do is out diesel in it and gets to keep it for 3 years then he will get another new one

Who are 'the dla'?

P'rsps Shiny Dave could adapt it for the election campaign.

To the tune of 'Here Comes The Hotstepper'...

"Here comes the taxpayer"...

< Gerard Butler is moping my kitchen floor in the buff

claires house is grim and Kayleigh's house needs the walls washed down or painted

sorry but to live like that is just wrong,its all easy to sort as well,maybe they've had the life sucked out of them,bringing 7 kids up would be hard,i do it with 3 and that's plenty

People actually pay for there motability cars you know! It comes out of there pip or dla payments.

I'd give Phil one.

Princess at a quick glance I read that as Gerard Depardieu!

Here comes the taxpayer, moneybags
I'm the taxpaying gangsta, moneybags
Pick up the dosh in-a de area, moneybags
Thanks for the goat, moneybags

I work full-time, I claim DLA and I have a fucking iPad.

I have 4 children. Single parent. On benefits.

We have iPads. iPhones. Even my 2 year old has an ipad (SN).

4 flat screen TVs
Two xboxes
Lots of xbox games
Laptops
Nice clothes (well the DC do anyway)
Nice food. Chicken yesterday. Beef tomorrow.
Holiday abroad booked for May.

I don't have a council house. I would quite like one off them. Or a kitten, but I'm not feeling the need for pets right now.

i have 4 kids my house is a shit tip right now. im pregnant with my 5th. im hoping my nesting stage might kick in soon. if not then i might pay my kids 50p an hour to tidy my house.

That's not how it works, Homepride - he also has to pay his mobility allowance towards it. It costs about £9000 over the 3 years. If he no longer qualifies for the higher rate mobility component, the car is taken away.

And higher rate mobility is really hard to get, particularly now that PIP has come in

punk please form an orderly queue

Frankie there is only one Gerard for me

ghostspirit send your kids round mine after,sounds a bargain and being small they can get into all the nooks,

Order of property doing up men.

George
Phil
Kevin

LadyLupin Can I come and live with you please? Ive got a small human as well though. You go girl.

Children need iPads!!! I've heard it all now. Of course they don't need a bloody iPad. I'd question any school that switched to learning on an iPad and insisting children need them. Internet access and a device to access it is beneficial yes but needing an iPad NO.

lady that made me smile hehe. my turn :p

2 tablets. 2 play stations. wii. 3 flat screens. thinking about buying tablet for 4 year old cause she wants to play on the others and causes problems... got 2 reasonable mobiles. i used to buy lots of 2nd hand stuff now im replacing everything with new. makes me feel good. and i try and buy something new every week. just because i can. :) :)

Princess, look, you've broken his heart!

Feel free PricessBride. I've got a child with SN. Such a bonus, means he's exempt from the benefit cap, so quids in with the DLA and extra tax credit. Can you pop another one out? Bedroom entitlement would go up. We could have a council mansion.

I'm leaving to drive too. And my 2 year old has free 15 hours of nursery a week. I just replaced all out mattresses and duvets for snuggly new ones.

Bless you tax payers.

Can someone please explain this "sitting on their/my/her arse" thing to me.

What else would one sit on? Is sitting occasionally, a moral failing in itself now?

Do people like the OP never, ever sit?