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Tribunal in France has refused permission for the names for 2 babies Nutella & Fraise (strawberry) & have renamed Fraisine (19C name) & Ella...
What goes on in the minds of some parents?

Sils sister works in a hospital and was told by one of her friends on maternity and delivery that someone thought their baby girl came with her name and it was wait for it... She thought her baby had been given the name FEMALE and she was pronouncing it femily but spelt female. Took 3 staff members to explain that one to her and she still left calling her baby girl that.

Got a Rosie Parker over here.

I used to work in a call centre and we had all sorts. Long Wank, DuDe Wang, Chiel Tits, Jesus H Christ. The list goes on.

Someone I know swears down she went to school with Penny Chu.

I can only cite Sam Fox, who I went to school with in the 80s.

Bean I used to work somewhere where we had a DuDe Wang in our email list (as in, he worked there too but I never met him). Must be the same guy!

I used to know a Ben shufflebottom who had a twin brother called Dan shufflebottom
Richard Richardson
I can't think of any more right now...sure I'll be back though

Our school honours board had shufflebottoms and lightbottoms galore.

I went to uni with a girl whose surname was Lightbottom and she was not a small girl.

I was at the GPs today. One of the patients in the waiting room was called Joan Thomas. I'm ashamed to say I sniggered when the GP called her name

I had a teacher in school named Jack M. Self.... The jokes told about what he was doing between classes.

ExH's grandfathers name was Richard "Dick" Seamon. Poor guy.

i went to school with a lad named Young Gay, oh, we were all happy those days ! hope he changed it when gay took on a different meaning !!

I've come across -

A Fish
Dick Turpin
Sue Dann
Gordon Bennett
a boy at school with the initials BRA
Mark Spencer

I went to University with an A C Hunt.

And he was.

And I also worked with a T.Watt

Who is lovely.

Still laughing at Phil Mateetis and Janet Spiss!!!!!

my mum says she was at school with a boy called marshall sheriff .she says they used to constantly take the mick .because they days boys all played cowboys and indians .

My dd is in school with a wee boy called Anakin