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Tribunal in France has refused permission for the names for 2 babies Nutella & Fraise (strawberry) & have renamed Fraisine (19C name) & Ella...
What goes on in the minds of some parents?

Genitalia

fay I knew a Richard Head at school.

Not sure he was teased to his face but oh how people talked about it behind his back :(

I once taught an Olive Green.

Three siblings - Harry, Ronald and Hermonie!
Wonder where they came from?!

I went to school with a Chinese girl called See-Mun... no one realised how funny it was untill sex ed classes in year 9...

I went to school with a Holly Grail.

I always wondered if it was deliberate :o

I used to know a John Thomas. But not everyone gets that one unless they're familiar with the many many pseudonyms for a man's penis.

I used to work in a blood transfusion centre, and at the time of all the AIDS scares when insurance companies were being painful if you even had an HIV test, we would get several "donors" with false names who were just trying for a free and unregistered HIV test. Several Donald Ducks and Mickey Mouses - easy to spot. Then I had a Carey Oakey and was sure it was another - but no! Apparently an established donor!

I met a Joan Jones once.

I used to go to school with a girl called cortina Morris.

I see there's a lady in Hampstead with that name of the right sort of age!

I knew a Ben Dover and Phil McCraken.

I had a teacher at primary school called Richard Dick.

You SO did not Snooky!!

Beda Mast. In school, when names were listed surname,common name that made everyone laugh

Sorry Snoogy

I used to know a Harry Balls. In no way did he have hairy balls shouted at him almost every day of his school life.

Wayne Ankers is a journalist for the Manchester Evening News.

I was at "nutella" but then considered that I know two teenagers called Honey, which is also something you spread on toast.

Years ago some friends and I met a woman who was pregnant with identical twin girls. We asked her what she was planning to call them and she said "Tulip and Honeysuckle". We chortled a bit and then said "no, what are you really going to call them?" and she said "Tulip and Honeysuckle" and didn't speak to us sgain

I knew an Antony Pratt. So he was A Pratt. Not really that funny but he did get a bit of stick for it bless him. Nice kid too.

The following is not a lie.

DH used to work with a bloke called...

...Anal Mistry.

(Pronounced Ann-arl apparently )

DH and I had a weekend away in a village and in walking past saw that the vicar at the local church was called Ravi Holy.

I went to school with a Clint Westwood. I bet his parents thought they were being dead clever.