To not care that my cat craps in neighbours gardens

[Salmotrutta]

I have cats.

They go outside (as they should).

They probably shit I the neighbours garden but mostly they seem to shit in our garden.

I suspect they kill small furry animals too and I know they do as well as birds

As do lions, tigers, lynxes, snow leopards, blah blah.

I don't approve of "indoor" cats.

Cats like cake.

I look down on people who mock "earnest people" TBH. Yes, you're a regular who's been here long enough to have seen this thread 100 times. Regulars can tell that this is a let's-wind-up-newbies-who-don't-know-any-better-and-laugh-cause-they're-taking-it-all-seriously thread.

But really, why would you bother?

My cat eats endangered wildlife

lets hope op isnt my neighbour then

I am quite happy to be labelled a "twat".

Whatever floats your boat.

Water pistols and hoses are the answer. Cats are vermin and are just indiscriminate murderous shit machines.

im not a newbie at all. would still kill a cat now though I usually just kick them out of my garden but thinking about it, death is probably the only way I will get shot.

Superfluous 'her' in my post above. Sincere appleorgies.

Bon jovi the unfriendly cat - YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTyBCzWndM

Fail - hide the thread then

I'm allowed to post.

You are allowed to not respond.

It's a win win situation.

OP there's something fundamental missing from your insightful analysis.

It's the fact that you chose to get cats knowing they'd crap in the neighbours' gardens. Selfish IMO.

"Latinos should have been Katinkka"

How did you confuse one for the other?

Im quite liking this thread...

Cats used to bother me lots, now I actually want to kill them and i dont mind doing it in a round about way..

Excellent!

Yabu - why do you have cat(s) if you do not let them indoors and are happy for them to shit in next doors garden.
It is this attitude that infuriates me - our back garden is always covered in next doors cats shit and it stinks and my children play in the back garden!

The k is next to the l - it's not rocket science.

You can't kill all the cats, Tink.

I presume you're waiting for someone to comment on your posts tinks and tbh I'm surprised no one has yet

Cats are very like vermin.. what on earth do they do?

A spider eats flies
A dog loves its owner and is loyal

Cat's do absolutely nothing except shit in my garden.

Well done OP, I now hate them.

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Im not actually doing that... I just said what has been on my mind about cats.

Tinks is just attention seeking.

I've got one of those cat alarm things in my garden that keeps the neighbours' cats out. It works most of the time, and it's fucking bliss because I was sick to bloody death of my neighbour's 6 cats making themselves at home on my DS's trampoline and shitting wherever they felt like, so I had to go combing the grass for cat shit before DS could go outside to play IN OUR OWN FUCKING GARDEN.

I agree with Greencurtain. Utterly selfish.

Please don't hate me Tinks

TBF when you get a cat you don't get any prior notice of where they will crap. Depends on the cat really.