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[kittentwo]

Looking through some photos on fb an dh says god you look beautiful in this picture it doesn't even look like you.....speechless aibu to think bloody cheeky bugger.

When dating DH way back when, we were in a dark candlelit restaurant. He held my hand and said "you look beautiful in the dark "

A boyfriend once said "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met ... In bristol" last two words rather ruined it we didn't stay the course

Sorry raffle that made me laugh!!!

Silver tongued smoothie!

Find a picture of a gorilla and say omg it's YOU!

Find one of two gorillas and say you bastard who is she. Or oh look, you and your mum.

Then LTB.

Lamp the bastard.

Me - do I look OK?
Him (staring at the computer) - fine
Me - you haven't looked
Him - you know it doesn't matter to me how you look. (Pause) And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

Yep, he is a charmer alright. On our wedding day (after months of meticulous planning re hair, dress and make up) when we met on the alter he turned and looked lovingly into my eyes and said "you scrubbed up alright"

Fucking cheeky fucker.

LTB

OH once told me 'you have a beautiful morning face'

I wasn't sure if I was meant to be hugely complimented or worried how my face looked in the afternoon / evening / night

My DP once asked me if my new, gorgeous oversized (slightly hipster, I'll admit) cable knit cardigan was a dressing gown and was aghast that I planned to wear it outside

raffle I think our two must have been separated at birth.

Thanks everyone feel better now made me chuckle xxxx

When I was paranoid about my post baby weight my DH reassuringly told me 'It's nicer for LO to have a squishy Mum.' Thanks....

PlumFairy2014 DH did something similar. "I like your squishy tummy! It's soft, like a pillow. And look how big your boobs are!"

Though, I've given my share of well meaning but unflattering comments myself.

I got bitten on the eyes by a mosquito on holiday once and it totally changed the shape. DP kept staring at me and eventually said I looked really gorgeous with my eyes like that..

I was getting ready to go out one NYE, and asked exp if I looked fat in my dress. He said - 'Isabeau, you ARE fat. Just accept it.'

Dh came home one day and I went to give him a kiss. He leaned back and looked at me and said ah you do keep a nice house.
Thanks dh.

DH once told me I was the least feminine woman he had ever met

It's these sort of brilliant comments that make me yearn for a like button!

My boss years ago told me "I think of you as a man"

And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

that is horrible I'm still

A boyfriend once told me I had "hidden breadths" - so no depth then, just more unexpected shallow bits? It made me laugh, but you won't be shocked to hear we weren't together much longer...

DP told me that if I was a flavour of crisps I'd be the plain one. Without the blue bag of salt. After much backtracking he meant I didn't need artificial flavours and colourings. I think he meant that anyway.

Alpaca it wasn't as horrible as it sounds. He knew he'd dug himself into a hole and he has the knack of making things worse. What he really meant was "I love you for what you are not what you look like" but he didn't say it very well.