If you're going to over use the word methinks you spell it correctly

[goodnessgracious]

Aibu to start to hate the word methinks. Used in Facebook status updates too frequently by people who can't spell it.

I'm not on Facebook. So how do they spell it?

How the fuck does one spell 'methinks' wrong?

'On route' gets on my wick! If you want to be fancy get it right!

They're tuncs!

On route fucks me right off, as does 'wide birth'

But since Im shit at general grammar and spelling at feel I have no right to say anything,

I will be on route and give this subject a wide birth and tow the line (to boot) .

all these are top draw

I'm still mystified, OP. Come on, put me out of my misery - how do they spell it?

I need to know too. I found this article which includes 'methinks' as one of the top 8 annoying phrases/words used on the internet. But it didn't mention how to misspell it.

Metinks? (That can be used as a play on speech, though)?
Mefinks (cringe)

Methinx ?

I'm running out of steam...

YANBU methinks

Hate it.

Methings?

Not as bad as 'Is this aloud?' or I know someone who keeps using the phrases 'ball shit' and 'dame right'.

Pardon my ignorance but what is wrong with on route?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

OP come back at once and tell us the misspelling!

I hate people who say "Why oh why..." and go on to complain about something.

I also hate "Note to self" which people seem to use on FB as a way of being amusing when it just sounds like they're in Bridget Jones.

I hate MANY turns of phrase.

"Stumped" and "Cheesed off" are particularly ugly.

army it's En Route....french.

Pardon my ignorance but what is wrong with on route?

I think its suppose to be en route

I know someone who keeps using the phrases 'ball shit' and 'dame right'.

Haha!

"I'm on tender hooks" bugs the shit out of me.

'Free reign'. Fuck off.

Methinks that you may have missed a comma out of that thread title, OP.

But for all that, what was the misspelling?

"I brought a new top today"

WHERE TO!? WHERE did you bring it you fool!

Perhaps OP sees people writing "Me thinks"

Me thinks OP is a pedant....I am too.

Like that.

But doesn't "en route" mean on route?

Yes, literally "on the route", but it's a French expression, so it's got to be en route that's the law

I bet the misspelling is 'me thinks' - but does that count as misspelling or is it misspacing?