If you're going to over use the word methinks you spell it correctly

[goodnessgracious]

Aibu to start to hate the word methinks. Used in Facebook status updates too frequently by people who can't spell it.

my least favourite phrase is 'Get IN!' followed by fist pulled toward waist...

Yes! I was at the police station with a teenager being charged and the police officer did that after she pronounced the full chemical name for the drug he was arrested for right.

I had a real problem the other day with a word. I normally get close and let spell-checker correct me, but I was so far from this word it couldn't even guess what I wanted to say.

What are those little Irish dwarf people called again? Capricorns?

Leprechauns?

They're the buggers! Lepricorns? Lepperquorns? Whatever!

Keep winging if you really have too.

I have a sudden yearning to listen to that radio show...

Lepperquorns: small Irish vegetarian ostracised characters.

Haven't seen these written but spoken these really get me jumping up and down.

'Skellingtons' for skeletons - idiot at work who was having Halloween party and said this far too many times.

Pacifically. NO! You mean specifically!

Puppy - how odd but I work someone who says both of these things???

They were at two different jobs so there must be more than one of them...oh dear.

Didactylos, oh tempura. oh morays...
Brilliant!
The one that drives me nuts is 'the hoi polloi' with the superfluous 'the'.

Puppy I have a colleague who says those two too.

She also says mummycuddled for mollycoddled and buys clothes from Mataland.

A couple of weeks ago she was telling me about a film she'd seen about a Luigi board.

Why not leave facebox?

These examples are making my face twitch. Please, please, please do not allow the girl who has 'finaly finnished' her teacher training teach!