Fucking Stupid Statement To Make.

[PreMadonna]

I love broccoli.

who the fuck in their right mind loves fucking broccoli?

Broccoli is tolerable as a vegetable full of iron and stuff. But in no way ever is it lovable.

Kittens are lovable. Red wine is lovable. Chocolate is an enjoyable food stuff.

Broccoli is not fucking lovable. Therefore 'I love broccoli' is a fucking stupid thing to say.

fin.

Most vegetables taste good. Some are tolerable (broccoli). Some taste repulsive (parsnip, sprouts). But none are worthy of love. They don't care or love you back.

Ooh purple sprouting broccoli

YABU. I love broccoli. I eat bowls of it on its own, and I love it even more with a bit of red pesto on it.

Maybe you are cooking it wrong OP.

It loves you back by making you healthy - at least that is what I tell the dc.

Chocolate doesn't love you back.

Look, you've just not been eating it right.

You need to boil an egg so the yolk's fairly runny, chop it up and mix it with mayo to put on top. That's how you do broccoli.

Yeuchhh

I agree with you about parsnips but YABU about broccoli. It is delicious.

YABU.

I love broccoli and sprouts. Parsnips are only good in soup.

Mmm broccoli - google "crack broccoli" and try her recipe its amazing!

I love all greens, I've just had a roast dinner that was 1/3 sprouts

YABVU about sprouts. They are amazing roasted with chestnuts and butter. The sprouty farts afterwards are all part of the experience

DS2 loves broccoli.

I like broccoli.

I really love sprouts.

I hate red wine.

HTH.

DH and dd2 love broccoli

I have room in my heart for many things, broccoli included.

It doesn't need to love me back, I'm not needy. My love for broccoli is fulfilling on its own, without reciprocation.

You, OP, might need a cuddle. You sound very angry. Maybe some red wine and kittens would help.

I love broccoli, parsnips and sprouts. I crave the flavour of them, I do actually love the taste of them. I've never been a massive fan of chocolate, even as a child so maybe I'm strange.

Yabu

Just eat a whole field of tender stem broccoli

Bloody lovely

I like broccoli. I love sprouts and parsnips.

Me too

I used to bribe DD3 with broccoli at the supermarket when she was a toddler. 'If you do x, y or z one more time I'm going to put that broccoli back' Cue wailing, 'Nooooo Mummy, mine broccoli'

I love broccoli and sprouts and they do love you back.

I live chocolate too but it works against me.

Cheese, wine - meh.

I used to love broccoli but currently pregnant and have an aversion to it I do genuinely love sprouts and will happily eat a big bowl of them for a meal.

Cheese and I are having an affair. It's not love, it's dirtier than that.

"Most vegetables taste good. Some are tolerable (broccoli). Some taste repulsive (parsnip, sprouts). But none are worthy of love. They don't care or love you back."

Asparagus?
Deliciously roasted potatoes?
Jersey royals with melted butter on?
Beetroot? (This one may just be me )

YABU. We eat loads of broccoli in this house. For a couple of years, if you asked DS what his favourite food was, he'd say broccoli! Sadly not any more though - he'd probably say chips or chocolate now

I love the stalks of broccoli, much more then the head. Dh gets the top bits and I eat the stalks. Win win situation as far as I'm concerned.

Broccoli friend in coconut oil with garlic and salt is LOVELY

Cauliflower, just stick it raw in the oven and drizzle with oil. Easy peasy. Works with PSB too, and cauliflower!

I love roast broccoli with lemon and garlic. LOVE it! Hate all other roasted veg. Favourite veg is brussel sprouts. Especially overcooked mushy ones. Mmmmm