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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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Whiskwarrior · 19/10/2014 13:16

Definitely odd that the OP has been allowed to stand, given the whole 'rapey' thing, while other people have been deleted.

One could be forgiven for thinking that maybe the OP is someone who has been here a long time, has lots of names they alternate between and has something going on with HQ.

And maybe that the OP also has form for starting shitty threads (under various names, naturally, so people don't notice) like this and not getting pulled for it.

Not that I'm suggesting any of this is true, of course, just ruminating on possibilities Wink

Anyone else fancy chips later? With some kind of fish?

TheSpottedZebra · 19/10/2014 13:17

Cripes, this thread seems to have been turned into an extension of the Swagger Inn.
Like a little conservatory that has been built on to the side.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:19
DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:19

Hahaha in meant FLORAL! But my god, what a glorious auto correct that was!

Badvoc123 · 19/10/2014 13:20

I've just been to ikea.
I've got meatballs, people
Meatballs.

mummylin2495 · 19/10/2014 13:20

Hi badvoc nice to meet up on a different thread for a change. Hope all is well at the moment.

DoughnutSelfie · 19/10/2014 13:21

GUFFAW at that typo Malcolm. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Badvoc123 · 19/10/2014 13:22

Things are as stressful as ever Lin! :)
You'll be fine in the Inn....as long as you don't go near Athos.
Team Athos don't share :)

Badvoc123 · 19/10/2014 13:22
Whiskwarrior · 19/10/2014 13:23

I know very little about the Swagger Inn (although you lot are clearly barking, which I like Grin) but 'oral lounger' is brilliant!

Someone needs to nick that as a name, quick!

DoughnutSelfie · 19/10/2014 13:23

Moi aussi, Badvoc

Sparklegeek · 19/10/2014 13:24

We is a wenching mad dog style

You can tell this isn't The Swagger Inn though....there was no chorus of Not That One.

Maryz · 19/10/2014 13:25

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Viviennemary · 19/10/2014 13:26

I don't know what a swagger inn thread was but for some reason thought it was something to do with trying to conceive or conception.

mummylin2495 · 19/10/2014 13:26

I have no clue what anyone is on about but I don't mind that Grin but I have been promised the muskateers so that's will be ok. Getting myself confused with which bloody thread I'm on now !

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:30
TeWiSavesTheDay · 19/10/2014 13:32

Grin Malcolm that is the best typo ever!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 13:38

Anyone for a chocolate finger?

TheSpottedZebra · 19/10/2014 13:39
Shock

What the fuck have you done to my conservatory? ?!!

Badvoc123 · 19/10/2014 13:40

It's all fiiiinnne.
Nothing to see here people....move along....

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:47

Oh idea....new party game. Instead of musical chairs we can have musical Oral Loungers?

It's a lovely conservatory Zebra.

TheSpottedZebra · 19/10/2014 13:49

Mum, so what do you do when the music stops?

TheSpottedZebra · 19/10/2014 13:50

Umm. Ummmmm.
I meant Umm.

You're not my mum!! I sincerely hope
And I don't want a wenchy - focused rehash of 'The Talk'.
That would be eye watering.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:55

Hahaha Zebra does your mum has oral loungers for her "guests?"

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:59

Oh I felt really sad when I first opened this thread, but now I feel like this guy...

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]