to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

I adore this thread

Was horrible (you have to prn the French Way, horr EEE bluh) but now adorable (ah door AHHHH bluh)

MotherZebra has never even been in a conservatory, ok?

OK??

Oh zebra, you've been sucked in. Just let it go and settle yourself on the nearest oral lounger. .. Oh, no, not that one love, that's extra reinforced for Porthos and I

The lights in here are shit though.

We need one of these.....

Oh my christ (Pam) I can't keep up!

I love the new conservatory though....am I allowed to lick the oral loungers?

Don't let Wicked paint everything blue and yellow though.....we need to stick to oral, I mean floral in here

Is that loungers or loungees Elk?

May as well decorate this thread too

Oh ffs! Now I need to keep up with this too?!

Wenches take over Mumsnet.

Malc will you stop making up the rules and letting Cardinal lovers in. FFS Sparkle we are going to have to pull out the big guns.

Who? This guy?

TskElk - 'Porthos and ME'

'Tis the wench way to derail all criticism.

Oof!, that raised eyebrow....he's saying "who, me?"

Yes, Athos you, you beautiful hunk of gorgeous sex god yummy mess, you

Yummy mess! Pardon my auto-correct

Just a minute......

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Oh. Elk. What's occurrin'?

RELEASE THE BALLS!

Hi weasel Bye weasel capaldi queue is Me, Me, Me and Malc get a look in when he needs his shoes shined. livia is for arse-wiping. you can look.

look Two-Cock Doctor!

STFU. HE WILL NEVER BE YOURS.