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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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Maryz · 19/10/2014 12:44

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FolknNorah · 19/10/2014 12:45

There'd have to have be a Tavern open day if someone like Dave came. Just so everyone got a fair go chance.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 12:47

LEMmingaround OOOH! Yes...

Yo mother fucker
I is that wrapping one
I lives in a gutter
Nobody calls me nuttin like rapey
Cuz I is mean ass I ain't fakey
Not like some fuckaz I could mention
They ain't getting no more attention

Yo word. Y'all don't like the Swagger Inn?
Well mother fuckers don't give in
We is a wenching mad dog style
We only make da mother fuckers all smiley.

Yo.

FolknNorah · 19/10/2014 12:48

am now picturing some thing like this

Fenton · 19/10/2014 12:48

I still don't get what was troll-huntery ? Anyone got a scooby?

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 12:51

Fenton I did imply in a now deleted post that OP was behaving a bit like a troll. I've no idea who they are so perhaps they are a super popular prolific thread contributor, and that's why my post was deleted.

mummylin2495 · 19/10/2014 12:52

Oh twit how lovely to see you, must be soon your wedding anniversary ? End of month if I remember correctly Grin those were good days and we had such a lot of fun on that thread! I am still in contact with some of them now and again! hope all Twit family is ok .

QueenTilly · 19/10/2014 12:52

I do find it disturbing that mumsnet has this occasional undercurrent of minimisation of sexual violence. Titles referred to as "rapey" without explanation, posters who attack OPs for having trigger warnings in their threads about recent sexual assault, and so on.

thereturnofshoesy · 19/10/2014 12:54
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Maryz · 19/10/2014 12:54

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Fenton · 19/10/2014 12:54

Ah gotcha, thanks Smile

The deletion was HQ-speak for

'..can't touch this'

Maryz · 19/10/2014 12:55

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DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 12:58

Sorry thereturnofshoesy I'm going to have a shower now! I promise.

FolknNorah · 19/10/2014 13:02

ML Oh they're all great! Yes, Hallowe'en is the anniversary Grin. How are you and yours?

weaselm4 · 19/10/2014 13:03

Is here the right place to admit that I've been stalking lurking on the Inn threads since I Googled 'Peter Capaldi gorgeous' or somesuch?

I think the wenches sound lovely and quite batshit, but haven't actually watched TM (ssssshhhh!).

Anyway. I would be Team Cardinal, but am a bit of a wimp. Porthos is quite taking my fancy from the photos..

Mobile site won't let me NC. Oh well, here goes..

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:03

Why has NO ONE complimented me on my rap?

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DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:06

Oh WEASELM4!!!!!!! Please please pleaaaaaaaaaase come and join in. Please? Be my new BFF?

Ooooh I LUUUUURVE the Capaldi.

You so have to play. YOU HAVE TO!

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:07

For you weaselm4

Prrrrrrrr.

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:08

Go ooooon. You know you want to....

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
mummylin2495 · 19/10/2014 13:09

All good thanks twit now and again I hear from tn0g still in touch with mellow talcy and the other day from cupcake ! Hope you have something special lined up for your anniversary, must be six or seven years now surely ?

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:10

opens Vortex with sonic. Beckons seductively

weaselm4 · 19/10/2014 13:10

What's that DD? Party to go to? waves hand dismissively, distractedby Capaldi

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:12

Oh and weaselm4 you don't have to have watched The musketeers if you like Capaldi, because that criteria is enough to fast track you in. You can buy the DVD later.

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 13:13
Badvoc123 · 19/10/2014 13:15

Weasel...you are more than welcome.
Team Athos positively encourages newcomers....unless you fancy Athos....In Which case it all gets a bit....er.....tricky
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