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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 13:57

Kentucky Fried Spoogey

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 20/10/2014 14:00

a spoogey hut
A spoogey hut
Kentucky fried spoogey In a spoogey hut
A spoogey hut
A spoogey hut
Kentucky fried spoogey In a spoogey hut
Spoogedonalds
Spoogedonalds
Kentucky fried spoogey in a spoogey hut
Spoogedonalds
Spoogedonalds
Kentucky fried spoogey in a spoogey hut.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 20/10/2014 14:09

Peter Capaldi
Enjoys the luge
But what I would like
Is Peter C's spooge

Grin
DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 20/10/2014 14:20

Oh Livia you are terribly vulgar.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 14:33

We'll spooge again,
Don't know where, don't know wheeeennn
But I know we'll spooge again,
Some cummy daaaaay

Oblomov · 20/10/2014 15:55

Doesn't it just NAFF YOU OFF, when an Op doesn't come back?

MadamedeChevreuse · 20/10/2014 16:38

I cant imagine why she hasnt come back. Not when all this scintillating spoogey chat is on offer.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:25

......all by my spoo-oo-oooge......

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:26

Oh ffs!

ITALIC FUCKING FAIL

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:35

CARDINAL

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:35

HAS

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:35

DUSTY

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:35

SPOOGE

Flopsy28 · 20/10/2014 18:38

What's a spooge? Can I have a spooge? Do I even want a spooge? It sounds like the others are having spooge-related fun. But what if spooging isn't for everyone? I think I'd like to join in with my fwends and their spooge activities, but ism worried that I won't be able to spooge as well as them. I mean, they've had a whole afternoon to spooge and think about spooging, whereas I have not long since got in. I wouldn't want to make a spooge out of myself by just diving head first into the spooging without being formally invited (I do like to be formal). Maybe I could just spooge a little first...

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:44

SPOOGE AWAY FLOPPERS!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:44

Just dive right in.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:45

You'll be a natural. I can just tell.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 18:46

Just wanna Spooge the night away...
With sexy wenches who can sway

Flopsy28 · 20/10/2014 19:39

I can't spooooooooge, if spooging is without youuuuuu, I can't spooooooooge, I can't spooge anymoooooore!

Flopsy28 · 20/10/2014 19:41

Tried it, liked it. Thanks Hannah. May the spooge be with you. The spooge is strong in this one. Spooging I did. Liked it malc did. Wink

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/10/2014 19:52

But who came up with 'spooge'? What is the word's etymology?

MadamedeChevreuse · 20/10/2014 19:59

Someone. Eleventy pages ago ^. As a way to avoid the word "jizz" and potential controversy amongst sensitive mumsnetters. Spooge = jizz. malc kind of ran with it, and here we are. Living in a spoogey wonderland.

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/10/2014 20:00

But I don't like it!

Badvoc123 · 20/10/2014 20:01

I don't know what spooge is, but I want some :(
Had a very busy quite crappy day.
Planning on a googling tom burke sofa and DVD day tomorrow.
Laters

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 20/10/2014 20:10

'Twas Livia.