What's a spooge? Can I have a spooge? Do I even want a spooge? It sounds like the others are having spooge-related fun. But what if spooging isn't for everyone? I think I'd like to join in with my fwends and their spooge activities, but ism worried that I won't be able to spooge as well as them. I mean, they've had a whole afternoon to spooge and think about spooging, whereas I have not long since got in. I wouldn't want to make a spooge out of myself by just diving head first into the spooging without being formally invited (I do like to be formal). Maybe I could just spooge a little first...