to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

You won't use him will you?

Sunna No - of course I won't ^^

You can trust me to have him back in the same state as you left him

I'll use him until his insides burst through his ears.

Is it a cleft lip repair? I thought it was a sexy elvis type vibe. It IS a sexy elvis type vibe in fact.....

I love lips and I love jizz!

Thank you, Livia. Please keep Malcolm away she seems a little unhinged.

I won't be long.

That's a lovely manifesto mistress

Jizzy lips. Hmmmm.....

Maybe 'eye' is code name for vadge over on the that conception thread.

I mean, if you turned it sideways and squinted a bit, and had quite crepey skin?...?..it could be an eye.

Cornea = clitoris

Watering = jizz/fanny self cleaning mode

Yes it is a cleft lip repair. See ^ link i just posted.

Sorry Madame was busy mooning at pictures researching

Hannah go over there and have a chat with them. I'll hold your coat.

Malc Well you know me - if I say I won't touch him, then I won't but I will let him touch me as much as he wants which will be quite a lot

And why would I want to do that?

To clarify eyeball/vadge euphemism?

Yes

I just spat out my banana at sperm fertilising eyeballs.

That lip does funny things to my eyes/vadge

We can call our festival SPOOGEFEST!

Ffs. Wrong thread.

Oh how I wish there was a like button

Nah, you're alright ta, Arsenic.

Beyond my very brief mention of them, in response to your original question comparing their thread titles to ours, they're not really of much interest to moi, or on my radar tbh. Too little available Spooge round these parts y'see.

Lovely as I'm sure they all are.

Just happy orally lounging in the Tavern. Oh and of course, here, in our beautiful extension/conservatory. Do send them our love and warmest regards, if you're ever over there though, Arsenic.

And, May The Spooge Be With Them!

It's a fine mouth Rumpled. Fine face, in fact.

Goodbye Spoogy Tuesday....

Spooggi Fruiti, oh Spooggi
Spooggi Fruiti, oh Spooggi
Spooggi Fruuuuuuuitaaaay, Oh Spooggi

A wop bam a looma a wop bam boo

Got a girl, named Spoogey
She almost drives me crazay......

Spoogey Duck Truck Show.