to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

Think those who are ttc have the right to be a bit jizz obsessive. It's their focus and they require gallons of the stuff. As the saying goes "Up the bum is a waste of cum".

Sorry Malc didn't realise you had dealt with the "situation"

So when we see a closed swollen eye on a man, is that because they've hit the jackpot and now the jizz is trying to fertilise the eyevary? And not because they have an infection or black eye?

No

He

ISN'T

Hannah I'm not sure many men would spaff in their own eye?

Hannah I am unhinged?!?!?!?!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajahajahahahahahahahahahahahqbahahababanaha!

Seriously for a minute. Are people really that bothered by humorous references to sex???? I think its funny and empowering for women to talk openly and supportively and amusingly about sex. Which we do in the Tav. A lot.

It makes life a bit harder when you are trying to have a quick MN with the boss/MIL/eleven year olds floating about nearby I think.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha...

So is it like the sperm think your eyeball is the vitreous housing of the ovum and are trying to worm theit way into your eyeball?????

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Ah well. Thats life innit. You mn around your boss or kids, you takes your chances.

I wonder if perhaps they can penetrate the brain through the pupil via the optic nerve?

You could end up with sperm swimming around your brain! Mind you I think there is much of that going on already.

Maybe 'active convos' can be taught to recognise and reject the word 'jizz'?

at the idea of Hannah accusing anyone of being unhinged....

Malc Love the word "spaff" - need to use it more in everyday life

Someone needs to distract Malc as she is keeping the Cardinal prisoner against his will

Well my assumption was that it would happen by accident, after a particularly forceful launch, rather than a deliberate attempt to grow an ibaby?

Having said that, I'm sure there is probably a fetish group out there somewhere, who want nothing more than to have eye to eye contact.

Who'd have thought Jizz would make things cum to this? ARF!

Oooh talking of which, anyone here ever seen Caligula? It's an art house film you know.

Having said that, I'm sure there is probably a fetish group out there somewhere, who want nothing more than to have eye to eye contact.

I'm also wondering what sperm would make of a nostril now. Damn you all.

It's amazing. There is fettish for everything these days!

I was looking for a certain type of horse bit the other day on eBay, and oh my days I had a real job wading through the human pony bridles to find one!

Well I don't know about you, but if I was at work, I probably wouldn't be on MN. I'm not getting paid for it after all

If my eleven year old was around, I'd probably do something radical like, close browser, because jizz or no, there are a lot of discussions on MN I wouldn't want them to see. It's not all lemon drizzle cakes and Pom bears, is it?

If MIL was around I'd have bigger things to worry about. Or, I would just close browser.

It's so complicated really isn't it?

.... ... I might just throw the Internet in the garden and set fire to it. Just to be on the safe side.

I doubt you'd want to snort spunk. But perhaps it's worth trying just the once?

If my eleven year old was around, I'd probably do something radical like, close browser,

You don't have an eleven year old do you Hannah?

I doubt you'd want to snort spunk. But perhaps it's worth trying just the once?

Go for it

Hah! I was looking at Dressers, as in Welsh Dresser, on eBay, and had a lot of very large high heeled shoes come up.

Who are all these people? And how dare they enjoy themselves.

Life is for suffering.

Ooh, I like the quote thingies you keep doing Arsenic. Looks very professh.

I snorted Slush Puppie syrup once...... Who would have thought that it would BURN your nose?

You hedonistic nutbag you!

I am professh. I have clipboard and everything. I am now fascinated by idea that sperm are stupid and will mistake MalcsMistress's nostril for a vage and fertilise her brain.