to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

Also here you go ehric - hhhhmnnngggg musketeers trailer:

Hmmm....there does seem to been something of an oral fixation in here. Now, how do we all feel about our mothers?

Of course, there is a Cardinal, as well as the Musketeers

Oh do fuck off with all that ATHOS ATHOS ATHOS.

You so know that he would start a thread in AIBU complaining about the Swagger Inn threads and how they torture his already blackened soul.

I think it's time for another rap? I'm feeling well rappy this morning.

they are dam mother fuckers
They have hands instead of suckers
Never say they go on mumsnet
Those bad Muthaz are worse than bum sex

They is all out there shooting bitchez
While us hos is here washin dishez
We talks a lot about shit n stuff
Get in the hot tub and snort some fluff

Get high, get high on Aldi Bellini
We is sexin in our Bikinis
Mother fuckerz
Mother fuckerz
Mumsnet mumsnet
Mother fuckerz

Oh and the is that "T" word btw. Had to censor it out for safety reasons.

Oh Malc you do protest too much you know

Nice rap btw

Fuck sake Elk that's what my music is about. Yo? You is just not understanding my vibe man. Take it out bitch.

I'm hoping to support Jizzy Rimming on the next tour

Isn't the most recent Swagger Inn thread something about 'jizzy rimming' or something? I saw it go by in Active a few times and must admit it did make me shudder, and not in a good way.

OP didn't go about this in the best possible way and I can't see anything 'rapey' about it, but that thread title is gloriously explicit/a bit irritatingly vulgar, according to your taste.

Thread titles that appear in Active have to be read by everyone (even if you're a Hider you'll read them at least once). It would be considerate if people could remember that and try to keep them non-cringey?

TBF much though 'jizzy rimming' is a bit much (TM) for those of us weak-stomached types who have recently eaten, the worst thread title that's repeatedly bobbed past in active lately is;

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2198677-Jizz-in-your-eyes-raining-out-of-your-arse-or-just-feeling-boggin-Come-and-join-the-JSers-for-fun-and-frolics-And-some-of-them-drooling-over-Ian-McShane-whoever-he-may-be-Its-Just-Shagging-29

So it's a bit unfair to point at the Swagger Inn guys.

Think Elk was referring to your ATHOS complaints.

And even though you're an ungrateful bitch and don't deserve it, I am going to post THIS here. Just like I did in the conservatory, for all the new weirdos Capaldi lovers.

Malc Yo yo yo - awesome rap!

Hannah I was going to post one of my famous poems but that clip you posted has just made me forget my poem ^^

I totally would Ian McShane, you know.

Mmmmmm...old men.....

Loving the vid Hannah nice for passing a little time at work this morning.

Thanks to you lovely wenches, I was reminded of the super sexiness of which I posted for the BCAS ladies today, but thought I'd stick on here to add to the general tone of lustiness that this thread has taken.

Hannah Do you deny that Armand is on your list.....

Erm...exactamundo! I have often (as well as ) at some of the conception thread titles. Not because I object, but because they are a little tmi

But that's fine, because we're all adults, and the context is all good.

Perhaps because we're just here having a laff and making friends, it is rubbing certain individuals up the wrong way , because I bet the conception threads don't get the same complaints? Or do they? Are "people" that narrow minded?

Live and let fucking live. Ffs.

Poor little poster must be hard work to feel that bothered about the smallest things in life.

Another good reason for watching the Musketeers

whispers

Capaldi is mine.

KEEP OUT KEEP OUT KEEP OUT WHERE THE HELL DO YOU ALL KEEP COMING FROM??!?

Not because I object, but because they are a little tmi

And (point of order) jizz in eyes won't actually aid conception, but will sting

(or arse for that matter - oi conception ladies you're doing it all wrong)

Armand is on my list

But it's way too much fun fighting with other Teams, to straddle two at once. Much as I'd like to

And I like the Capaldi lot. They are feisty and have teeth.

Aramis - Madame is too unhinged, LetUs is too nice, Anne is not here enough, and Sparkle is awesome but it's very ' I will smother you in your sleep', rather than the 'my toothy vadge is going to rip your throat out' kind of excitement you get with Capaldi lot.

What can I say? I love the danger

Dog - did we have a team for them then?

Porthos - Cin never here. Flopsy and Norah, are too much like fighting with kittens. I always worry about getting too rough with them.

Frankly - it's more threatening just holding position in my own queue at the front

Ooooh interesting fact! Do you know WHY jizz in the eye stings so much? It's because the sperm is actually trying to fertilise your eyeball. That is a TRUE fact.

Also. If you get a man to eat loads of Jaffa cakes, it taints the taste of it. My friend tried this out once and it's true! He had five packets and she said it was very mild but it was definitely there.

Tangtactic!

They can have jizz in the eye as far as I'm concerned. As long as there is lots of Jizz, hopefully some will run off down the gutters and land in the right place?

Does mascara try to fertilise your eyeball too then?

Hannah do not become a conception guru. Maybe a porn director eh?

Seriously for a minute. Are people really that bothered by humorous references to sex???? I think its funny and empowering for women to talk openly and supportively and amusingly about sex. Which we do in the Tav. A lot.

Good luck to the ttc guys.

That independent article is the biggest load of prudish uptight wankspangle that I have ever read, and should be totally ignored by any right-thinking person. (But then again it is the independent so what do you expect.)

Agree with hannah. Live and let live. Also grow up / get a life / try being a bit less uptight, you might find you like it.

Sunna ^^ I am sure you are a very nice person, but CAPALDI IS MINE