to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

DIE HORVATH DIE.

I will fucking haunt you.

I will come back as a slug and climb all over your pillow, and face while you sleep.

And I'll invite my whole fucking family. And we'll be those super strength foreign (Spanish?) (just to add insult to injury) fuckers, and nothing you do will EVAH stop us. Until one day you wake up, look in the mirror - which you can't actually reach properly anymore - and find that you are a slug.

Night night my pretty.

You are a lunatic. Good night.

I remember the horrid thread that stopped Lottie posting about wilf.

Like fuck was there.

Someone asked what "wilf" was. That was it!

Pretty easy mistake to make on here, there's too many dd, dh, stbxh on here.

Some people noted that maybe she shouldn't share so much for safety reasons - which again was not malicious and was fair enough.

People got their knickers in such a twist and she didn't even stop posting.

Now, I'm a newbie MNer, not even been here week, but I'm experienced with forums (fora? That looks wrong) and it's beyond belief that anyone should create a thread to slag off another thread, especially such a prolific and much-loved-by-it's-members thread. The OP really needs to get a life and not obsess about something which doesn't efffect her in any way.

Anyways, I've become an avid reader of the Swagger Inn thread, though I've only really seen The Musketeers while OH was watching it. But I have to admit to having lustful thoughts about Peter Capaldi cos I'm really into tall, gaunt Celtic types and wishes they were in me I've had a long time crush on Hugo Speer too.

Ahem, to sum up; leave the wenches alone!

Thank you

Awww, that is lovely binky.

capaldi, however, is mine

binky Of course you fancy Capaldi - you are only human after all! And he is the most gorgeous man in the universe

I'm sure Drink won't mind sharing - she's quite generous like that

flopsy Hal was the vampire who replaced Mitchell on being human. He was even more tortured and anxsty than Mitchell and he killed quite a few people. He was a bit posh and just gorgeous

Should I dare admit I've never seen the musketeers? Does anyone have any googleporn they think I should see to understand what I'm missing?

binky do come on in and have a chat

In fact, anyone do. I wasn't trying to be picky honest!

I like Spike. And Mitchell and the other two. The sparkly ones...nope sorry.

Actually, I like buffy the most

I thought they were about TTC. I never read them. I assume the bus ones are too and the penis dragon ones but have no idea wha a penis dragon is. . Just in jokes I am not part of and ignore.

I AM GOING TO REQUEST NICELY, FOR PROPLE WHO FANCY PETER CAPALDI TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

The queue for him is soooooo long you will simply never get anywhere near the front, because I AM NOT SHARING HIM.

So just to reiterate that point: FUCKOFFCAPALDIISMINEANDIAMNOTSHARING!

Ehric - not even google porn, we have our own porn.

Yes, that's how we roll.

Lulu - to be fair Aramis appears to impregnate with his look.

There's an idea - why don't wenches with other part tine interests (GOT, cumbersnatch, etc) just post here, instead of littering the Tavern?

How did I miss the party on here last night. This is the best AIBU ever (apart from the one in which we all started obvs).

Thanks OP

This look here - & you'd best crack out the folic acid.

And then if you're at the second pic stage - you is in biiiiiiiiig shit.

What Malc said although I am the Cardinal's favourite

Noooooo drink!!! I am going to have a divorce if i have to keep up with two threads for much longer...

Lovely pix sparkle

Hnnnnnnnnggggg

Good morning Conservatory!

Lick my Pauldron.

Go on. You know you want to...

Here you are Ehric seeing as you asked so nicely