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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

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RumpledElkSkin · 19/10/2014 22:24

So, just to clarify, are you lot

RumpledElkSkin · 19/10/2014 22:25

I haven't RTFT you see

Sparklegeek · 19/10/2014 22:28

I haven't the first faintest frigging clue what's going on over here so I'm OOOOT . I tell ya wenches, if you're all about to turn into vampires or summat I'm having the lot of them while you're away.

TeamEdward · 19/10/2014 22:30

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HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 22:32

oooh, nice… i like that! Blush

TeamEdward · 19/10/2014 22:33

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HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 22:34

oh, what a sad story TeamEdward.

Hope it will never happen to us Sad. well, it won't cause we have no shame

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 22:44

You need a revival TeamEdward. Who cares? Life is short.

Cum Gutters are those bits eh? I am mightily impressed now. SRSLY. That is fucking awesome.

We need a mash up name for TwiSluts/Swagger Inn Wenches a.k.a Tavern Wenches, Wenches, MuskeWenches.

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 22:46

Mmmmm Mitchell. Can I ask who Hal is without being scorned?

MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 22:46

Ah. Yes. The V of destiny. Santi has that. Tom doesnt, does he elky? Smile

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 22:47

Tavernsluts? Wenchsluts? Twenches? Swaggersluts?

MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 22:47

Twislenches?

Twenchluts?

Flopsy28 · 19/10/2014 22:49

Great x-post madame and we came up with different!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 22:51

Slenches?

Swi Wluts?

Come to think of it, LetUs said V of destiny earlier, iirc? Bonus points for her tmw.

HolyQuadrityDrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/10/2014 22:52

omg < head explodes>

night all.

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 22:53

Night Drinkypoo

Sparklegeek · 19/10/2014 23:00

Madame dangerous ground there Grin But yes, I believe he fucking does.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 23:11

Swaggerslut sounds good!

HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 23:15

TwavSlut

RumpledElkSkin · 19/10/2014 23:17

Yes madame you are correct. Tom has never done a sit up in his life a gorgeous fuzzy navel, with the perfect amount of squodge. it just needs accessorising with my thighs

RumpledElkSkin · 19/10/2014 23:19
MadamedeChevreuse · 19/10/2014 23:23

DO NOT DISS DE ARAMIS.

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 23:27

Who? Aramisgnatcock?

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